Quote of the Day/Archive (2008)

Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff in the year 2008.

Wednesday December 31st, 2008

"Thank you to everyone who has contributed to the Wiki this past year. Happy New Year!"

— Public Announcement from That T:W Guy

Tuesday December 30th, 2008

[16:42] pfft

[16:42] my spit could kill a krath

[16:42] <krathdraco> Maybe you should brush your teeth more often.

Monday December 29th, 2008

[19:13] if anyone finds my office, let me know

[19:15] well according to the map

[19:15] i dont read directions. i'm a male

[19:15] Lol

[19:15] * @Prajna scratches his head

[19:15] I haven't a clue what this map says

[19:15] TO made it

[19:15] so it is in crayon

[19:15] Haha

[19:16] he had to be drunk drawing it too

Sunday December 28th, 2008

Clan Arcona I love being Wiki Tribune.

• @RevengeX smashes his head against his desk.
• @RevengeX Quit (Quit)

Thursday December 18th, 2008

• PRTmattadler laughs

<ood> thou darest to laugh?

<prtmattadler> i'm not a lady

Sunday December 14th, 2008

"The Dark Brotherhood has a history of lazy Equites and Elders and it is a part of our charm."

— Grand Master Sarin, commenting on Clans' activity requirements

Saturday December 13th, 2008

<vess> the fools. I finally have Force Lightning. Well, more like Force Walk-across-a-carpet-and-shock-somebody. But it's still lightning damn it.

Sunday December 7th, 2008

"If you have a nickname like 'Eskimo Pie,' it's time to get a clue."

— Malidir, imparting some of his wisdom unto us

Sunday November 30th, 2008

Joins: Da`X`GM

X sets mode: +o Da`X`GM

<prtmattadler> hi da

<zaroth> ...

<zaroth> his name is Jac

Wednesday November 19th, 2008

ok, i need something to do lol

i feel more useless now then when i was CON :P

impossible :P

• ``Pho|atWork has quit IRC (Ping timeout)

<gm_sarin> he is so useless he pinged out

Tuesday November 18th, 2008

Turn off the phone?

<prajna> what if one of the 8 girls who I gave my number to this weekend calls?!?

<prajna> 8 ish, could be more or less

<prajna> I don't remember exactly

If they call, then you should thank God for finally taking pity on you

Monday November 17th, 2008

"As you know, Synth crystals are more powerful than regulars, but don't hold as much power as a reg"

— Talos Vyranius d'Tana

Sunday November 9th, 2008

It's possible to go from DJK-E1 in 4 weeks.

BIG ASS project + GJW. :P

Friday November 7th, 2008

Woah, what if someone had an afro on their chin

Like, a gotee but all puffy

o.o

<arm> Dosn't muz have one of those?

A pube face?

Thursday November 6th, 2008

Famosus mushroom stamps Pho, taking great caution to duck the lightning

``Pho|atWork teabags Famosus with FL charged balls

the slapping sound of my balls to his forehead is the thunder :P

Sunday November 2nd, 2008

Prajna cant remember his internet ever acting so naughty before

Prajna spanks

<kalak> That usually made me even naughtier :P

<prajna> ^^

<prajna> good to know

Thursday October 30th, 2008

you look gay

Pho, you think EVERYONE looks ghey

i can tell my own kind

i mean

Wednesday October 29th, 2008

[09:01] * Timbal slaps ``Pho|atWork around a bit with a large trout

[09:02] <zaroth> can we kill him? :P

[09:03] * ``Pho|atWork has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

[09:03] * Dessie|Gone has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

[09:03] <timbal> Meh, what did you do? =P

[09:05] * ``Pho|atWork has joined #scholae

[09:05] <zaroth> the Pho is too strong

[09:05] <timbal> Apparently.

Monday October 27th, 2008

<muzzzzz> i have a party to go to in a little while.

<muzzzzz> it's the epic halloween party.

<muzzzzz> dude has his own island

Nice

<aslan> lol dont sink

<aslan> wait...

<aslan> GO SINK!!!!!!!!

<aslan> :P

Ouch :P

• `Kalei has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
• Firefox` has quit IRC (*.net *.split)
• Aslan has quit IRC (*.net *.split)

<muzzzzz> that's what you get for cursing t3h muz.

<derev> lol

Saturday October 25th, 2008

"As long as I get my 20% cut and a free private area, I won't burn this place down. Oh... and less teeth please next time, Snowflake."

— Thran Occasus at the grand opening of Big Daddy's V, a gentleman's club

Friday October 17th, 2008

My word = THE LAW!!!!ONEONEELEVEN

• Kir|Away has quit IRC (Quit: brb )

see

even kir fears the law

Thursday October 9th, 2008

"One thing that I would like to see, is an ACC type competition that is more like a fiction competition in a ladder. Like a two person short run-on."

— Arador on the GJW wish list

Wednesday October 8th, 2008

<derev> haha!

<derev> f**k you embedded JavaScript, I win!

<kalei> haha

<derev> if that ends up on the Wiki, someone dies

• Muz quotes

Sunday October 5th, 2008

• Anbu-Fic-JA is now known as Anub-Fiction

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

Recently I've been asked what is editable on the Wiki. Let me answer these questions for all

What are you allowed to edit on other people’s pages?

Grammar errors, spelling mistakes, broken code, etc.

When are you allowed to remove something from someone else’s page?

When something is related directly to you.

Do you need the article creator's permission?

That would be respectful, but No you don't need their permission (as long as what you edit falls into what is discussed above).

- Astronicus Aurelius Sadow, Wiki Guru

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

What is true power in the mind of a Krath then?

Having ALL the books in the world!

Saturday September 27th, 2008

"His determination to injury the older member was keeping his push just as strong as the beginning of the fight."

— Cethgus Incendia Zor-El fights someone younger than he is in the Antei Combat Center

Friday September 26th, 2008

@Kara_R hides under her rock where it is safe from crazy poeple.

@Ceth_Zor-El crawls under with her from the back entrance and mumbles "Why am I always entering from the rear"

@Kara_R turns around and see Ceth. "I dont know I thought you liked it that way."

@Ceth_Zor-El looks at her "only when it involves Godo"

Wednesday September 24th, 2008

 !summon Taters

 !kill ThranO

You and what army?

If I could be killed, it would have happened along time ago.

it never works...

I'm like herpes...I just won't go away

• @Zaroth cries

Tuesday September 23rd, 2008

screw you all

i'll do it with Tra'an

<thrano> ...

<thrano> Ewww...

<thrano> Thats like master-apprentice incest

<drunktater> I go tthe camcorder!

if that ends up on wiki QOTD, I kill everyone in here

Monday September 22nd, 2008

ThranO plays Boy George and the Culture Club - Karma Chameleon

Quejo has quit IRC (Quit )

<timbreport> Quejo is a smart man.

Saturday September 20th, 2008

"If I or any other member of the Wiki Staff leaves a note on your Wiki page, don't take it personally. We leave tons of notes on tons of user talk pages. We're not angry. If you do have a problem with something, though, please contact us. For cereal."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, RevengeX Palpatine

Sunday September 14th, 2008

"New rule: If you manage to actually be able to read the sentence you get a point."

— Laurus commenting on Cethgus' status as trivia host

Friday September 12th, 2008

I keep a replica of everyone's junk in my office

Monday September 8th, 2008

"Nominate articles and vote for articles that you think are worthy of Featured article status. Also, in case a member of the Wiki Staff hasn't told you already, the "DJBWikipedian of the Month" award is voted on by the Staff, but you can nominate individuals."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, RevengeX Palpatine

Wednesday September 3rd, 2008

"Sheesh, and you told me to use the show preview thing, you got like 10 minor changes on the same article, in like under an hour!!!"

— William "Archaon" Darkfire to Wiki Tribune RevengeX Palpatine

Thursday August 28th, 2008

• Kalak haunts Cethgus

<ceth_zor-el> no!

<kalak> hah

• Ceth_Zor-El sighs "your the 3rd this week :P"

Wednesday August 27th, 2008

Cethgus: Are there any slutty cards?

Laurus: That cat looks slutty.

Cethgus: That one?

Laurus: That's a rabbit.

–Real-life conversation in a birthday card shop

Tuesday August 26th, 2008

<laurus> I don't associate with IQ's

<laurus> I'm above them

<impie> Mine are usually between 140 and 170

<laurus> I don't do them

<laurus> last time I did I got 117

<laurus> And I can't remember when that was

Thursday August 21st, 2008

<zzzzzebra> reminds me Muz

<zzzzzebra> some time soon you want to ACC?

<muzzz> are you any better than the last time i killed you?

<zzzzzebra> ¬_¬

<zzzzzebra> depends

<muzzz> That's a no

Wednesday August 20th, 2008

<ceth-out> I got a very gay pick of me and Malaki laf

Wednesday August 13th, 2008

Fail

<reiden> Who fails Talos?

<tra> No one fails Talos, Talos fails you!

Tuesday August 12th, 2008

But I've been "writing" since around kindergarten. Back then my stories consisted of pictures of sharks. I slowly evolved that to include some words, then to mostly words with some pictures, and now it's all words.

Monday August 11th, 2008

Obelisk ftw

Kir hath spoken

and thus it is law

All who disagree shall be expelled!

Amen

Sunday August 10th, 2008

<anbu> Midgar. Name sounds familiar, but I know for sure that I don't have a map named that.

<anbu> [1] [2]] I'm sure.

<xayun> ...

<xayun> I actually just experienced a generational gap

<anbu> ?

<anbu> How so?

Wednesday August 6th, 2008

<lucien> If everyone was as cool as me, no one would have anyone to look up to

<impiemnar> And I'm here for Lucien to look up to, it's a big chain

<cern-acc> Lucien, Lucien Lucien. you forgot. We all must look up to Phoenix. Ignore his flaws and look to his greatness.

<cern-acc> and I got that pukie feeling in the back of my throat just now...

Monday August 4th, 2008

<tyno> it bugs me greatly every time he says jedis

<mal_away> Lot's of Jedis say that to me.

• Tyno kicks mal in the head

Saturday August 2nd, 2008

<kaek> MOVE4POWER = Chi-coined term

<kaek> when used in a humorous context, it's facetious and generally means that someone is being sarcastic or satirical

<kaek> example: Kaek is making a MOVE4POWER!!!!!

<kaek> this is ironic because I don't need to make a MOVE4POWER

<kaek> when used in a serious context, it's sad and pathetic and usually refers to people of little consequence trying to make themselves more important

<kaek> MOVE4POWER is an important term to know about in the DB :P

–– The wise Kaek attempts to enlighten us

Thursday July 31st, 2008

<reiden> It says it can allow people to connect to my computer, couldn't someone use that to hack my PC?

<ylith> nop

<ylith> you´ll need to give approval twice in order to have someone use your pc

<impie> Still, if it's not doing anything useful I'd turn it off

<reiden> You sure someone couldn't hack through it?

<ylith> yup

<revengex> I can with my awesome.

Tuesday July 29th, 2008

<revengex> The article "RevengeX Palpatine" was featured on the DJBWiki for August 26, 2007. In order to recognize Sexy's role model contributions, I award him a Dark Side Scroll. -- RevengeX Palpatine Wiki Tribune

<revengex> Yay!

<xathia> lol

<ylith> rofl

<xathia> nice one Rev :P

• RevengeX bows

<rhawk> I don't get it.

Monday July 28th, 2008

<ceth_zor-el> And Imp we could shoot you :P

• Ceth_Zor-El watches 2000 infranty, 1 assult and a load of AT-AT's and AT-ST's look at Imp
• RevengeX calls out the ISD Indomitable and 4000 soldiers of Kraken Regiment.

<revengex> Bitch. :P

• Impie sends 4000 spec-ops units in to Assassinate Ceth

<impie> Bitch. :P

Sunday July 27th, 2008

"I wont fall in the clans time of need"

— Cethgus Incendia Zor-El on the Arcona-Scholae Palatinae-Clan Plagueis feud

Monday July 21st, 2008

spell it right

its Wookiee

Thursday July 17th, 2008

<gm_sarin> Poor ID. All removed and stuff.

Monday July 7th, 2008

<muz> doubling up is worse...they can snap each other

Sunday June 29th, 2008

[12:25] -> *x* ban #scholae *!adam_8@cpc1-hava1-0-0-cust169.cos2.cable.ntl.com 2400 500 You suck at life, go kill yourself

Thursday June 19th, 2008

"If more people knew about the Special:RecentChanges page, maybe they would use the "Show preview" button more often."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, RevengeX Palpatine

Wednesday June 18th, 2008

RHawk plays Miley Cyrus "See You Again"

<thranoccasus> Mmm

<mal_away> Mmm mmm good.

<thranoccasus> She needs to age, like a fine wine.

Monday June 9th, 2008

"The Sith and the Jedi are similar in almost every way, including their quest for greater power. The only difference between the two is that the Sith are not afraid of the dark side of the Force. That is why they are more powerful."

"The Sith rely on their passion for their strength. They think inwards only about themselves."

"And the Jedi don't?"

— Palpatine and Anakin Skywalker

Thursday June 5th, 2008

"She's not dead, though whatever's left of her mind surely begs for death."

— Darth Zannah to Hetton on the effects of Summon Fears on Cyndra

Sunday June 1st, 2008

"Your drunk again aren't you? Once again you're dropping off new members at the wrong houses. Your causing quite a lot of confusion, not too mention more work for me." - Sukkarius

"ARFFF!" - Fred the seal former CNS mascot

Wednesday May 21st, 2008

<vardar> I can't believe it's not true!

<mal_away> *butter

<vardar> way to go, Malik :P

<mal_away> I wish he were here...he'd be soooo mad :P

<vardar> 'he'?

Saturday May 17th, 2008

"Never Again!"

— Graffiti found all over Sepros, Unofficial motto of the survivors of Yun-Yuuzhan

Tuesday May 6th, 2008

"The [[Dark Brotherhood">Brotherhood]] was united with infinitely greater purpose in pursuit of war than we ever were in pursuit of the Final Way."

— Macron Sadow

Saturday May 3rd, 2008

"Keep it going, we will prove victorious!"

— "Cethgus Incendia Zor-El

Frisday April 25th, 2008

"If you need help with your article, feel free to ask the Wiki staff. We will even check your grammar upon request."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, Astronicus Aurelius Sadow

Thursday April 24th, 2008

"The best way to see what your article looks like…hit the Show Preview button. That way you can make any corrections before hitting save."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki_Tribune, Astronicus Aurelius Sadow

Wednesday April 23rd, 2008

"Still left (Image Categories to audit): Creatures, Dark Council Badges, Locations, Vehicles. …Oh, almost forgot - Nude Celebrity Photo - Shadow

"

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, Astronicus Aurelius Sadow

Tuesday April 22nd, 2008

"I want you all to know that if I contact you about a problem, I'm not upset with you. We are here to help and one way we do that is by informing you of ways to do things - sometimes the only way to tell you is by e-mail."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, Astronicus Aurelius Sadow

Monday April 21st, 2008

"Warning! If you upload an image, but do not link it to a page, within 24 hours it will be deleted - whether it is tagged with the fairuse and categorized or not."

— Public Announcement from the Wiki Tribune, Astronicus Aurelius Sadow

Thursday April 10th, 2008

Sai: "That's a bit of an unorthodox training technique, isn't it? Little severe perhaps m'friend?"

Macron: "No more than your own with Shin'Ichi, He's more likely to kill a student than I am anyhow. Let's see, 4 of mine knighted, 5 died, 2 ran away... hmm. Not too shabby. How many did Shin kill? Twelve? Thirteen?"

―Sai Na'Ashar Keibatsu in conversation with Mononoke "Macron" Keibatsu-Goura

Thursday March 27th, 2008

@`Alaris hugs the Dark Side

@Ashura ROFL!

@`Alaris Thanks

@`Braecen Well... atleast you didn't hump its leg

Monday March 24th, 2008

"I didn't compete causea spring break and damn mcdonalds gave me food posioning."

— Pertinax Yadar Mandalore

Sunday March 16th, 2008

"Your team failures, and so do you Korvyn."

—Cethgus Incendia

Saturday March 15th, 2008

[12:09] anyone know where I can find a list that has every SW ship type in the expanded universe?

[12:09] Wookieepedia?

[12:10] the internet

Friday March 14th, 2008

[17:39] I actually requested a demotion to APP

[17:39] and it happened

[17:39] Took me a month to get them to change it back

Monday March 3rd, 2008

"It's good to be remembered as a martyr without actually having to be dead, wouldn't you say?"

— Dash Rendar to LE-BO2D9, after the Battle of Falleen's Fist

Sunday March 2nd, 2008

ceth isn't in the same brain activity as the rest of us

<dante> he's british.. it's not his fault

<dante> they speak funny

thats what inbreeding does

Saturday March 1st, 2008

<ceth_zor-el> I just dont get it, I want to do more writing but people give me fiction

Tuesday February 12th, 2008

<ceth-acc> were not all geeks :P

I know

some of us have lives

why do you think I dont do ICTE that much

cuz u suck

Sunday February 10th, 2008

<hel-pa_sklib> Heh, just got rid of my girlfriend. :P

<nexuscock> The RoS is coming up Sklib

<nexuscock> good timing

Friday February 8th, 2008

Darth Kruhl: "I am prepared to die."

Roan Fel: "Good. I'm prepared to kill you."

―Darth Kruhl and Roan Fel on Bastion

Thursday February 7th, 2008

<debric> I'm being super serial.

<doni> "Today on Hitler!, we'll be talking wiz Hollywood hunk, Christian Slater!"

<debric> :P

<amiz> lol

<doni> "So... zey say... we get to see your butt." "Heh, well, that's right" "Can... can we see it now?" "Well.. okay Hitler" "Oh, he's goink to do it!"

<debric> To get tickets to Hitler, dial 1-800-shnaukameunchesenhausen

<bloodfyre> Very little amuses me as much as Donitz poking fun at anything with a German accent. :P

<doni> If you are goink to be in ze Los Angelez area, und would like teeckits to Hitler!, call 213, DU WIRDEST EINE KRANKENSCHEWSTER BRAUCHEN

Wednesday February 6th, 2008

<khobai> The EH was cool till those 7 jackasses destroyed it by splitting off from it

Tuesday February 5th, 2008

that guy knows me too well already.

i WAS going to rape him

Monday February 4th, 2008

[`sw-afkz0rz] I hear of people bringing sexy back

[`sw-afkz0rz] and i want this

Sunday February 3rd, 2008

allow me to introduce myself, i am swiper, destroyer of worlds. Most people DO INDEED masturbate the first time they talk to me.

Thursday January 31st, 2008

the problem isn't pedophiles, its sexy children.

Sunday January 26th, 2008

<grd> is JA better than JO?

way better

Monday January 21st, 2008

There is a reason I was Consul, Yeldarb. I do know how to utilize the resources around me.

• Archnagel feels utilized :(

I'm still not done with you, Arch.

Wednesday January 9th, 2008

[19:28:06] <thrano> <cethgus> I've got someone I want to talk to Thran...ok? <to> ummm, ok. (Talk to FRANK *Drug help Hotline*) <to> What the hell is happening? <cethgus> Its a drug help hotline. <to> I don't need a Drug help hotline, I know how to use them just fine thank you.

-- Thran Occasus reiterating a previous conversation with Cethgus

Tuesday January 8th, 2008

My IP was blocked... probably because of my disbelieve in Darth Nephet's powers!

- Xia Long commenting on the nemesis of Clan Naga Sadow.

Sunday January 6th, 2008

[12:50] <muzzz> QUESTION COMING!

[12:51] <muzzz> 13. (DB-people that are here) What color is Halc's hair?

[12:51] <halc> Green

[12:51] Green

[12:51] <halc> Bitches

[12:51] <revenge> Emerald

[12:51] <fk> green

[12:51] <loc2> emnerald

[12:51] <muzzz> point Revvy.  :P

[12:51] <revenge> Snot colored

[12:51] <fk> Emerald green

[12:51] <muzzz> damn, Halc.  :/

[12:51] <halc> Muz...please find a ditch to die in :P

- #shadowacademy Trivia Session

Friday January 4th, 2008

"I can't believe that so many people don't understand the use of the Show preview button, it just befuddles me. Maybe we should make it bigger and flash on and off!"

- Wiki Tribune Astronicus Aurelius Sadow in conversation with a Wiki staff member.

Thursday January 3rd, 2008

Three internet rules "If it says it is a dude, it is a dude. If they say they are a chick, it is a dude. If they say they are a kid, it is a cop."

- Raken

Wednesday January 2nd, 2008

SHIKYO I AM GOD AND NEED UBERWTFPWNCOOLAGEAWESOMENESSBITCHSLAPPINGASSRAPINGFINGERLICKINGSWEETNESSSABER!

 :P

Ylith, if you dont like your saber, go cry in your iPod :P

- Ylith in conversation with the Herald, Shikyo Keibatsu