Quote of the Day/Archive

Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff.

Sunday, November 13th, 2011
Nominated by - Kal di Plagia Vorrac: <@`Sarak> Eh, I still have three testicles and you don't.

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

Ben was stupid and forgot to do one...

Sunday, October 30th, 2011
Nominated by - Andrelious: <`M> Heh, how about an Arcona limericks competition? :P; <`M> You have to write a limerick about someone in Arcona; <Wun> good idea; <Wun> ill have a good think; <Wun> :P; <`M> I'll start; <`M> There was once an Aedile called Wunt...;)

Sunday, October 23th, 2011
Nominated by - Andrelious J. Inahj: <`M> Does Habib ever swing by?; <AnuBIAS> Sometimes.; <AnuBIAS> Best way to get into contact with him is to email him.; Joins: Habib (~Habib_Ali@-------)

Sunday, October 16th, 2011

Nominated by - Windos

<@`Mitsuhide> Is it bad that I want to throttle my father-in-law?

<@Ji> Mit: he's an in-law so... no... it sounds pretty normal

<@`Mitsuhide> Okay....

`Mitsuhide is now known as `Mits-AWAY

<@`Mits-AWAY> I'll be back.....

<@Ji> don't actually DO it

`Mits-AWAY is now known as `Mitsuhide

<@`Mitsuhide> Relax...I just needed to take a leak.

Sunday, October 9th, 2011
Nominated by Reman Khaar: <@Reman> Cado.; <@`Cado> yes?; <@Reman> You have the eloquence of Darth Maul, the agility of Darth Vader, and the prostate of Darth Sidious.

Sunday, October 2nd, 2011
Nominated by Reman Khaar: <+^Kael> Nah, it's just that I don't like Anubis. Not really sure why.; <+Reman> How can you not like Anubis?; <@`Anubis> ^; <+Reman> He edits wikis and doesn't afraid of anything.

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

Nominated by Kano Tor Pepoi

<@`Anubis> Smoke is going to need help keeping s#!^ under control during the vendetta. :P

<@`Anubis> ....

@`Anubis headdesks.

<`Archangel> Anubis...

`Anubis was kicked by `Anubis (Swearing)

<`Archangel> You nub

`Anubis has joined #DBGaming
X sets mode: +o `Anubis
@`Anubis sighs

Sunday, September 18th, 2011

Nominated by - Kal di Plagia Vorrac

<@`Anubis> Good. Doing some top-secret Tal work that won't be top-secret for long.

Howlader humps Anubis

<Kal> Gotta like that.

<Kal> The work, not the humping. :P

Sunday, September 11th, 2011
Nominated by Archangel: <@Xenmordin> no ones is as long as Arch's

Sunday, September 4th, 2011
Nominated by Orv Dessrx: <DuMo> yarr; <DuMo> i need to find my JO dick; <DuMo> err; <Orv> lol; <DuMo> disk; <DuMo> f#*& :P

Sunday, August 28th, 2011
Nominated by Dralin Fortea: <@Muz> i am unbendable; <GenOberst> ...so you never sit down?; <@Muz> as unbendable as your erection, shad. ;); <Shad-away> I suppose I could... just wrap my legs around you standing...; <Shad-away> it'd be awkward; <@Muz> but hella fun

Sunday, August 21th, 2011
Nominated by Anubis Annedu: <Legorii> Pho is a matt adler clone?; <`Pho|Away> the retarded clone; <`Anubis> Pho: re-read what Lego said.; <`Pho|Away> ouch

Sunday, August 14th, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen: <Ronovi> Yo, Ninj. Where you at in the DB? :P; <GenOberst> "Where you at"? Did you suddenly become black?; <Dralin> Yes.; <Dralin> She did.; <Ronovi> Yes, Oberst.; <Ronovi> It was a strange change.; <Ronovi> Compton did things to me.

Sunday, August 7th, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen: <@GenOberst> What ever happened to whatshisname...; <@GenOberst> black dude...sounded like a muppet while having sex...; <@Dralin> He sounded like a muppet having sex?; <@GenOberst> You didn't watch his sex video?; <@Ronovi> Oberst: Did he sound more like Kermit or Miss Piggy?; <@GenOberst> He made these weird high pitched sounds.; <@Ronovi> ...so Beaker?

Sunday, July 31th, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen: <@Ronovi> Taldryanites?; <@Ronovi> ...Is it really, really bad that I immediately thought of Pokemon? :P; <@`Sidarace> hehe, yes; <@`Sidarace> very bad; <@`Sidarace> But kinda cool at the same time; <@Ronovi> "Taldryanite! Use your Boot attack!"; <@`Sidarace> It's Super Effective!

Sunday, July 24th, 2011
Nominated by Ekeia Iclo: <Kano> in other news.. i was stung on the neck again today.. i think i might learn that the shoulder isnt a good place for the scorpion when the cat is after it; <+Keia> That almost tops the wiki QOTD; ...; <Kano> i already have one upthere right now from when i super glued my hand to the center consol in my car; <+Keia> Yah, that's the QOTW

Sunday, July 17th, 2011
Nominated by Kalak Ragnose: <Ood> if i recall Uzbad designed the security on Timbal's hidden CON boozevault; <Ood> i have the blueprints somewhere; <Ood> was a fun competition to do when drunk though; <Ood> still can't remember why i got second place with a setup using trained rancors in chainmail; <ThranO> Cause it was drawn in crayon.

Sunday, July 10th, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen: <Dralin> It'll be cool heading the Reckoners, though; <Dralin> It was Teia's brainchild, but I had a big hand in raising that brainchild :P; <Dralin> And now I get to catch the brainteenager sneaking out to go to concerts and having strange boys over when I'm not home

Sunday, July 3rd, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae: Mode change "-o Dashaway" on #arcona by Celahir; <@Celahir> if you're able to op yourself, you're not drunk enough.

Sunday, May 8th, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen: <+RHawk> maybe...way...there is not circumstancing; <@GenOberst> What the f*** did you just say?; <@Ronovi> I think Hawk went into Zero Wing mode just then.

Sunday, May 1st, 2011
Nominated by Ruluk

<`Archangel> Wait wait... the M:FISts do stuff?!?!

<`Ruluk> No as far as I've heard.

TheFist (~DJB.fist@75-135-14-181.dhcp.krny.ne.charter.com) has joined #DBGaming
X sets mode: +o TheFist

<`Ruluk> Phew. :P

Sunday, April 24th, 2011
Nominated by Wun

<GenOberst> Early amusement parks had drunks who'd start fights with adults and sexually assault minors.

<GenOberst> He thought alcohol helped feed the depravity.

<Legorii> Ah, the good old days.

Sunday, April 17th, 2011
Nominated by - Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae: <+RHawk> Hey Boss number 1

<@Ronovi> Whatever happened to just calling me Ronovi?

<+RHawk> less letters

<@Ronovi> ...Boss number 1 = more letters than Ronovi.

Sunday, April 10th, 2011
Nominated by - Talos d'Tana: <Legorii> What's up Durzo?

<Legorii> Haha oops.

<Legorii> Did you guys know that the arrow key cycles through your last messages?

<Legorii> Seems I was leaning on it :P

Sunday, April 3rd, 2011
Nominated by - Talos d'Tana: <ArcherM> I'm a little late here but...wait wait wait. You chose him like a pokemon? =P

<Legorii> Yes, like a pokemon. And he squirted like Squirtle, after I shocked him like Pikachu.

<GM_Muz> archer, don't mind the nerd.

Sunday, March 27th, 2011
Nominated by - Dralin Fortea: <@Talos> Ahh...nothing like being stuck in an airport; <Dralin> I hear it's the only way to not travel.

<GenOberst> Would you prefer full cavity search at the airport?

<Dralin> Well, he would be getting "stuck" in an airport...

Sunday, March 20th, 2011
Nominated by - Solus Gar: <Dralin> !seen scion; <Dralin> D:

<Dralin> Korras, I miss your bot.

<Slagar> Scion has a cloaking device.

<Dralin> Lies and slander, sir.

<Dralin> We all know that no scion that size has a cloaking device.

Saturday, March 12th, 2011
Nominated by - Luciferus

do not think that your small brain to understand the greatness scope of my project :PPPP -- Pegasso

I'm a Biochemist and Microbiologist working on fractionated mutations of HIV and Hepatitis. That'd be like me asking you to reverse engineer the quaternary folding of a viral binding site. - GenOberst

Saturday, March 5th, 2011
Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae: <@Ronovi> Wait, wait.; <@Ronovi> Pride Week is on the same week as June 21st?

<@Ronovi> LOVE IT.

<@GenOberst> yeah

<+Donos> Whats pride week?

<@GenOberst> Donos: Gay Pride Week.

<+Donos> ...

<@Ronovi> Wait for the implosion...

<@Ronovi> Wait for it...

Saturday, February 26th, 2011

Nominated by Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae

+Donos is bored

<@GenOberst> Go masturbate.

<+Donos> Umm no that is what my fiancee is for

<@Ji> masturbating?

<@GenOberst> Masturbating [does not equal] sex

<@GenOberst> or even a substitute for sex.

<@GenOberst> Masturbating is masturbating.

<+Donos> Yeah what do you think I would masturbate myself

<@GenOberst> err...

<@GenOberst> That's the point.

Saturday, February 5th, 2011

Nominated by Ji K'awiil

+Donos is finally not bored

<@GenOberst> Discovered meth?

<+Donos> Umm Oberst with me being in the Military im not aloud to do Ileagel drugs

<@GenOberst> Well...no one is "allowed" to do illegal narcotics...

<@GenOberst> That's what makes them illegal.

Friday, January 28th, 2011

Nominated by - Syrna Valkiss

+Syrna sits on Cel.
Ninj sits on Syrna.

<+Syrna> Oof. :P

<@Ronovi> Annnnd Cel is flat now. Good job, Ninj. :P

<+Syrna> lol

Ninj bows.

Friday, January 21st, 2011
Nominated by - Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae: <+Doni`Tzu> Ronovi's not a chick, she's a being of pure malice grouped with a series of horrifying entities known as the outer monstrosities.; <@Ronovi> In other words...Doni's been reading too much Lovecraft.; <@Ronovi> And his perspective of reality's been skewed to the point of no return.; <@Ronovi> ...Hey, wait. Isn't what you described a woman, anyway? :P