Quote of the Day/Archive (2009)

Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff in the year 2009.

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

• MattAdler (~mattadler@c-71-230-128-191.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #scholae
• MattAdler (~mattadler@c-71-230-128-191.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has left #scholae

<@^Rayne> aww...

<@Xenmordin> that was fast...

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

<Taigikori> My give up.

• @ThranO declares Jihad on Jargikori

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

<`Max> For the species creation system, are the fftssfft going to be a selectable species?

<GM_Muz> ...

<GM_Muz> no.

<`Max> Am I sensing some prejudice?

<GM_Muz> yup.

<GM_Muz> I am prejudiced against 'Dumb'

<GM_Muz> sorry, man.

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

<Izzy> pho your in a particularly bad mood today... whats wrong?

<`Pho|Away> your face

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

<`Pho|Away> youre retarded and i dont know what to tell you

<Izzy> Im retarded?

<Izzy> right

<Izzy> yes

<Izzy> me

<Izzy> not you

<Izzy> no

<Izzy> no no no

<Izzy> me

<Izzy> yes

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

<`Pho|Away> you = the retarded matt adler clone

<Izzy> yes Im matt adler

<`Pho|Away> no

<HA_Rapier> isn't that redundant?

<`Pho|Away> you are his retarded clone

<Izzy> I HAS BEEN FOUND OUTZ

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

<Kalak> Speaking of which

<Kalak> I was shown a horrible picture yesterday

<Kalak> Of Xgmx

<Kalak> My eyes still haven't recovered

<RevengeX> As in a picture of him?

<Kalak> Yes :P

<Kalak> In RL

<RevengeX> Oh Lawd

<Kalak> http://someurliwillnotsharebecausethenmuzwillkillme.com

<Kalak> Be prepared :P

<``Pho|Work> OMFG MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

<RevengeX> I swallowed vomit

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

— Darth Vader

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Vail Aquillarum Unteminar: "I took elective in Applied Pornography."

Crazy parent mentioned by Muz: "You seem like the kind of person who needs a class like that."

―Ahh, parents...

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

yeah, parents. Apparently a mom got wind of her kid joining some evil-dark-bad-guy club online and wanted explanations.

Fun stuff, all around.

thanks again, dudes.

--Muz Ashen

Friday, June 19th, 2009

<`Shikyo> yeah Var... you're so gangsta' :P

<Vardar> xD

<`Malik> as gangsta' as an emo can be

<`Malik> :Þ

<Vardar> gee Malik :P

<Vardar> your words are so sharp I just might cut myself with them

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

<GM_Sarin> What exactly is the conspiracy?

<Timeros> lol

<DasConspirac> YOU MAY NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEELEVENTYONE

<DasConspirac> i have no idea

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

[21:27:27] <`ShikDEAD> Rev!

[21:27:28] <`ShikDEAD> PM

[21:27:41] <RevengeX> DON'T WANNA CYBA WIT U

[21:29:06] <`ShikDEAD> You wantz custim saburz?

[21:29:37] <RevengeX> Is that a euphemism?

[21:29:54] <`afrojedi`> hahahaha

...

[21:31:45] <RevengeX> Shikyo's sick

[21:31:47] <RevengeX> [21:31:02] <`ShikDEAD> straight hilt, curved hilt, throw me a bone, here :P

[21:32:06] <GenOberst> Shik = gayer than Kir?

[21:32:29] <Legz> Play along. Eventually he asks about dual hilts.

[21:34:54] <RevengeX> [21:34:35] <`ShikDEAD> ok... I'll play with it from there and see what comes out

[21:35:01] <Taigikori> haha

[21:35:05] <`ShikDEAD> goddamn...

[21:35:09] <`ShikDEAD> FML

[21:35:44] <benevolen> Today, I talked about my secret lust for curved "hilts" in front of everyone. FML

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

<MattAdlerAFK> i did pass the that exam

<`Muz> you still have to pass a qualification match

<Xathia> doesn't mean you're qualified

<Vardar> why do you insist on not letting him live in ignorant bliss? :p

<Legorii> There is no bliss to his ignorance.

<`Malik> we did that to you jarjar, look how you turned out...

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

<`|{randon> HOLY S***! MAGIC SCHOOL BUS IN ON!

<@`Paladin> This tells me all I need to know about the attention to give to Krandon's questions.

• `Frond blinks.

<`|{randon> I thought it was cancelled...LEaVE ME ALONE!

• `|{randon runs to watch

-

A moment later...

• `|{randon wants to have Ms. Frizzles babies

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

<@GM_Sarin> "He Cheated"

<@GM_Sarin> "Your Biased"

<@GM_Sarin> "OMG, Reasonable Doubt"

<@GM_Sarin> "Uh, this is the internet, everything can be reasonably doubted"

<@GM_Sarin> "My Clan is the best"

<@GM_Sarin> "Your Clan sucks"

<@``Pho|Away> HAHAHAHAHA

<@GM_Sarin> phew, summed it up!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

`Talon sets mode: +o Raidoner

<Thranish> mhy mhilkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

Raidoner has quit IRC (Quit )

<Kalak> lol

<Kalak> Raid doesn't think so

<Dessie> never knew Thran to be one who wanted to attract boys to the yard

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

<Legorii> I look up to An00bis? :P

<Anubis_BBIAB> Wow.

<Legorii> Quite the opposite :P

<Asano> Anbu is just a failure that blames me for his own immaturity and stupidity... so I have done nothing wrong AGAIN

<Anubis_BBIAB> ^---What he said.

Monday, March 16th, 2009

<@RHSick> Ok also my lips are dry, right at the corners.

• `Phantom (~ge_phanto@cpe-74-75-247-231.maine.res.rr.com) has joined #scholae
• Ood sets mode: +o `Phantom

<@RHSick> they hurt

<@RevengeX> use vaseline

<@RHSick> vaseline

<@RHSick> You mean like what they put in lipbalm?

<@`Phantom> Why do I feel like I just joined in the middle of some royally perverted conversation?

Saturday March 14th, 2009

<Arcturus> If she wants a salad and for me to drink from the furry mug, I'll happily oblige.

<Arcturus> But, as my mother always says, the road goes two ways.

Sunday March 8th, 2009

<`Tarax`> Muzterd and Kirtchup

Sunday March 1st, 2009

"After almost nine months as Wiki Tribune, I have decided to resign. Tron has agreed to succeed me. Go, Wiki!"

— Public Announcement from former Wiki Tribune RevengeX Palpatine

Tuesday February 17th, 2009

"To the elders of the Brotherhood who are still active and in service, I applaud your dedication and lack of life."

— Taigikori Aybara

Sunday February 15th, 2009

<T`R> He's more Nero

<T`R> than Augustus

<RHawk> Yes Tra'an

<RHawk> Nero???

<RHawk> Is that like Nemo the clown fish

<RHawk> :P

<T`R> ...

<T`R> And Canadians say Americans are bad with history

Saturday January 31st, 2009

<ThranO> I am convinced that Gmail is a woman. When its happy, everything runs smooth. When its not happy, just stay away or you'll get injured.

<ThranO> Cool, great grand...

• ThranO punts Gmail

Saturday January 24th, 2009

<Muz> Death

<mattadler> blah

<Krandon> for who>

<Muz> Pestilence

<Muz> Plague

<Muz> Famine

<Krandon> oh yeah

<mattadler> flood

[...]

<mattadler> people die in Floods too

<Muz> ...

<Muz> and, I'm done.

• Muz wanders off

Saturday January 17th, 2009

<Legz> Matt, have you ever made the acquaintance of a fellow named Oberst?

<mattadler> no

<Legz> I'm shocked. The two of you would get on quite well.

<mattadler> you mean genoberst?

<Legz> They very same.

<mattadler> no thanks

Friday January 16th, 2009

<@Shad-away> if I was a girl I'd act slutty to get my way :P

<@Shad-away> in fact... I do act slutty to get my way

Friday January 9th, 2009

"As the wiki is down, I have reproduced"

— Syn Kaek