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| Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff. | | Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff. |
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| | | * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2012)]] |
| | * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2011)]] |
| * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2010)]] | | * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2010)]] |
| * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2009)]] | | * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2009)]] |
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| * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2007)]] | | * [[Quote of the Day/Archive (2007)]] |
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| ;Sunday, December 11th, 2011 | | ;Sunday, April 7, 2013 |
| ;Nominated by - [[User:Dralin|Dralin Fortea]]
| | ;Nominated by - [[Kal Vorrac]] |
| :<Quejo> I like potato chips and sex... And not in that order..
| | :<@`Halc|Away> The first few CHLs actually had increasing post counts...by the end it was like 10+2 or 12+2 :P |
| :<Dralin> ...potato sex and chips?
| | :<@Kal> Lol, go big or go get some meds for your mental breakdown. :P |
| :<Quejo> Yes
| | :<@`Halc|Away> Yeah...and some people liked their 1500 word posts... |
| {{Clear}}
| | :* @`Halc|Away looks at Muz and grumbles |
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| ;Sunday, December 5th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - Ji
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| :<Howlader> Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
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| :<Howlader> be my QUA
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| :<@`Sidarace> I can be your hero
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| :<Howlader> can you?
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| :<Howlader> er
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| :<Howlader> Don't kiss away the pain
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| :<Howlader> that'd be weird.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, November 27th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Korras|Korras]]
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> hmm i think today is a cleaning/get s^&$ done day
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> smells utterly horrid in this room
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| :<Korras> haha
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> its probably the garbage in here too
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> lol
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| :<Korras> .. most likely? :P
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> dont know what could be so toxic :P
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| :<Korras> .. really, this is going up on the quotes on the wiki. "this just in: FIST lives on the garbage dump" :P
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> hahaha
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| :<Fremoc|AFK> i live in my own room :P
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, November 20th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen]]
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| :<@Rufio> omgz Ronnie's a gurl?
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| :<@Rufio> ASL
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| :<Ji> ASL
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| :<Ji> SYBR
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| :<Ji> U SYBAR WIT ME K?
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| :* Ji dons his robe and wizard hat
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| :* @Rufio gets out his wizard's cloak and hat
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| :<@Rufio> f***
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| :<@Rufio> you beat me to it you bastard
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| :<@Rufio> stay out of my head
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| :<@Ronovi> Either of you casts Magic Missile, and you're dead. :P
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, November 13th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[Kal Vorrac|Kal di Plagia Vorrac]] | |
| :<@`Sarak> Eh, I still have three testicles and you don't. | |
| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, November 6th, 2011
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| ''[[User:BenevolentWhiner|Ben]] was stupid and forgot to do one...''
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| ;Sunday, October 30th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Andrelious|Andrelious]]
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| :<`M> Heh, how about an Arcona limericks competition? :P
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| :<`M> You have to write a limerick about someone in Arcona
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| :<Wun> good idea
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| :<Wun> ill have a good think
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| :<Wun> :P
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| :<`M> I'll start
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| :<`M> There was once an Aedile called Wunt...;)
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, October 23th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Andrelious|Andrelious J. Inahj]]
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| :<`M> Does Habib ever swing by?
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| :<AnuBIAS> Sometimes.
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| :<AnuBIAS> Best way to get into contact with him is to email him.
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| :Joins: Habib (~Habib_Ali@-------)
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, October 16th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Windos|Windos]]
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| :<@`Mitsuhide> Is it bad that I want to throttle my father-in-law?
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| :<@Ji> Mit: he's an in-law so... no... it sounds pretty normal
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| :<@`Mitsuhide> Okay....
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| :* `Mitsuhide is now known as `Mits-AWAY
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| :<@`Mits-AWAY> I'll be back.....
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| :<@Ji> don't actually DO it
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| :* `Mits-AWAY is now known as `Mitsuhide
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| :<@`Mitsuhide> Relax...I just needed to take a leak.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, October 9th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[Reman Khaar|Reman Khaar]]
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| :<@Reman> Cado.
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| :<@`Cado> yes?
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| :<@Reman> You have the eloquence of Darth Maul, the agility of Darth Vader, and the prostate of Darth Sidious.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, October 2nd, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[Reman Khaar|Reman Khaar]]
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| :<+^Kael> Nah, it's just that I don't like Anubis. Not really sure why.
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| :<+Reman> How can you not like Anubis?
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| :<@`Anubis> ^
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| :<+Reman> He edits wikis and doesn't afraid of anything.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, September 25th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[Kano Tor Pepoi]]
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| :<@`Anubis> Smoke is going to need help keeping s#!^ under control during the vendetta. :P
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| :<@`Anubis> .... | |
| :* @`Anubis headdesks.
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| :<`Archangel> Anubis...
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| :* `Anubis was kicked by `Anubis (Swearing)
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| :<`Archangel> You nub
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| :* `Anubis has joined #DBGaming
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| :* X sets mode: +o `Anubis
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| :* @`Anubis sighs
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, September 18th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[Kal Vorrac|Kal di Plagia Vorrac]]
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| :<@`Anubis> Good. Doing some top-secret Tal work that won't be top-secret for long.
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| :* Howlader humps Anubis
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| :<Kal> Gotta like that.
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| :<Kal> The work, not the humping. :P
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, September 11th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Archangel|Archangel]]
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| :<@Xenmordin> no ones is as long as Arch's
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, September 4th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Orv Dessrx|Orv Dessrx]]
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| :<DuMo> yarr
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| :<DuMo> i need to find my JO dick
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| :<DuMo> err
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| :<Orv> lol
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| :<DuMo> disk
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| :<DuMo> f#*& :P
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, August 28th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Dralin|Dralin Fortea]]
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| :<@Muz> i am unbendable
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| :<GenOberst> ...so you never sit down?
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| :<@Muz> as unbendable as your erection, shad. ;)
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| :<Shad-away> I suppose I could... just wrap my legs around you standing...
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| :<Shad-away> it'd be awkward
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| :<@Muz> but hella fun | |
| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, August 21th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Anubis|Anubis Annedu]]
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| :<Legorii> Pho is a matt adler clone?
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| :<`Pho|Away> the retarded clone
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| :<`Anubis> Pho: re-read what Lego said.
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| :<`Pho|Away> ouch
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, August 14th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen]]
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| :<Ronovi> Yo, Ninj. Where you at in the DB? :P
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| :<GenOberst> "Where you at"? Did you suddenly become black?
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| :<Dralin> Yes.
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| :<Dralin> She did.
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| :<Ronovi> Yes, Oberst.
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| :<Ronovi> It was a strange change.
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| :<Ronovi> Compton did things to me.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, August 7th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen]]
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| :<@GenOberst> What ever happened to whatshisname...
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| :<@GenOberst> black dude...sounded like a muppet while having sex...
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| :<@Dralin> He sounded like a muppet having sex?
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| :<@GenOberst> You didn't watch his sex video?
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| :<@Ronovi> Oberst: Did he sound more like Kermit or Miss Piggy?
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| :<@GenOberst> He made these weird high pitched sounds.
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| :<@Ronovi> ...so Beaker?
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, July 31th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen]]
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| :<@Ronovi> Taldryanites?
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| :<@Ronovi> ...Is it really, really bad that I immediately thought of Pokemon? :P
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| :<@`Sidarace> hehe, yes
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| :<@`Sidarace> very bad
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| :<@`Sidarace> But kinda cool at the same time
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| :<@Ronovi> "Taldryanite! Use your Boot attack!"
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| :<@`Sidarace> It's Super Effective!
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, July 24th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ekeia Iclo|Ekeia Iclo]]
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| :<Kano> in other news.. i was stung on the neck again today.. i think i might learn that the shoulder isnt a good place for the scorpion when the cat is after it
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| :<+Keia> That almost tops the wiki '''QOTD'''
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| :...
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| :<Kano> i already have one upthere right now from when i super glued my hand to the center consol in my car
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| :<+Keia> Yah, that's the QOTW
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, July 17th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Kalak Ragnose|Kalak Ragnose]]
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| :<Ood> if i recall Uzbad designed the security on Timbal's hidden CON boozevault
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| :<Ood> i have the blueprints somewhere
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| :<Ood> was a fun competition to do when drunk though
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| :<Ood> still can't remember why i got second place with a setup using trained rancors in chainmail
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| :<ThranO> Cause it was drawn in crayon.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, July 10th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen]]
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| :<Dralin> It'll be cool heading the Reckoners, though
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| :<Dralin> It was Teia's brainchild, but I had a big hand in raising that brainchild :P
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| :<Dralin> And now I get to catch the brainteenager sneaking out to go to concerts and having strange boys over when I'm not home
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, July 3rd, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae]]
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| :Mode change "-o Dashaway" on #arcona by Celahir
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| :<@Celahir> if you're able to op yourself, you're not drunk enough.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, May 8th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen]]
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| :<+RHawk> maybe...way...there is not circumstancing
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| :<@GenOberst> What the f*** did you just say?
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| :<@Ronovi> I think Hawk went into Zero Wing mode just then.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, May 1st, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ruluk|Ruluk]]
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| :<`Archangel> Wait wait... the M:FISts do stuff?!?!
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| :<`Ruluk> No as far as I've heard.
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| :*TheFist (~DJB.fist@75-135-14-181.dhcp.krny.ne.charter.com) has joined #DBGaming | |
| :*X sets mode: +o TheFist
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| :<`Ruluk> Phew. :P
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, April 24th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[Wuntila|Wun]]
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| :<GenOberst> Early amusement parks had drunks who'd start fights with adults and sexually assault minors.
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| :<GenOberst> He thought alcohol helped feed the depravity.
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| :<Legorii> Ah, the good old days.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, April 17th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae]]
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| :<+RHawk> Hey Boss number 1
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| :<@Ronovi> Whatever happened to just calling me Ronovi?
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| :<+RHawk> less letters
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| :<@Ronovi> ...Boss number 1 = more letters than Ronovi.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, April 10th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Talos Annedu|Talos d'Tana]]
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| :<Legorii> What's up Durzo?
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| :<Legorii> Haha oops.
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| :<Legorii> Did you guys know that the arrow key cycles through your last messages?
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| :<Legorii> Seems I was leaning on it :P
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, April 3rd, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Talos Annedu|Talos d'Tana]]
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| :<ArcherM> I'm a little late here but...wait wait wait. You chose him like a pokemon? =P
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| :<Legorii> Yes, like a pokemon. And he squirted like Squirtle, after I shocked him like Pikachu.
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| :<GM_Muz> archer, don't mind the nerd.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, March 27th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Dralin|Dralin Fortea]]
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| :<@Talos> Ahh...nothing like being stuck in an airport
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| :<Dralin> I hear it's the only way to not travel.
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| :<GenOberst> Would you prefer full cavity search at the airport?
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| :<Dralin> Well, he would be getting "stuck" in an airport...
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Sunday, March 20th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[User:Solus Gar|Solus Gar]]
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| :<Dralin> !seen scion
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| :<Dralin> D:
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| :<Dralin> Korras, I miss your bot.
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| :<Slagar> Scion has a cloaking device.
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| :<Dralin> Lies and slander, sir.
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| :<Dralin> We all know that no scion that size has a cloaking device.
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| {{Clear}}
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| ;Saturday, March 12th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by - [[Luciferus "Scyrone" Leviathan|Luciferus]]
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| :do not think that your small brain to understand the greatness scope of my project :PPPP -- Pegasso
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| :I'm a Biochemist and Microbiologist working on fractionated mutations of HIV and Hepatitis. That'd be like me asking you to reverse engineer the quaternary folding of a viral binding site. - GenOberst
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| ;Saturday, March 5th, 2011
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| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae]]
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| :<@Ronovi> Wait, wait.
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| :<@Ronovi> Pride Week is on the same week as June 21st?
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| :<@Ronovi> LOVE IT.
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| :<@GenOberst> yeah
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| :<+Donos> Whats pride week?
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| :<@GenOberst> Donos: Gay Pride Week.
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| :<+Donos> ...
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| :<@Ronovi> Wait for the implosion...
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| :<@Ronovi> Wait for it... | | ;Sunday, March 31, 2013 |
| {{Clear}} | | ;Nominated by - [[Ji]] |
| | :<@Locke_> Just wait guys, one of these days we're going to have a gungan Elder |
| | :<@Mal|dead> yeah, Arania |
| | {{clear}} |
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| ;Saturday, February 26th, 2011 | | ;Sunday, March 17, 2013 |
| ;Nominated by [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae]] | | ;Nominated by - [[Tarax Eosphoros Taldrya Kor]] |
| :* +Donos is bored | | :[19:54:56] * `Tarax` tickles Oberst |
| :<@GenOberst> Go masturbate. | | :[19:55:18] * `Archangel has joined #db |
| :<+Donos> Umm no that is what my fiancee is for | | :[19:55:29] <`Tarax`> see...I tickle Oberst and angels appear. |
| :<@Ji> masturbating?
| | {{clear}} |
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| :<@GenOberst> Masturbating [does not equal] sex
| | ;Sunday, March 10, 2013 |
| :<@GenOberst> or even a substitute for sex. | | ;Nominated by - [[Brent "Archangel" Ligur Victae|Archangel]] |
| :<@GenOberst> Masturbating is masturbating. | | :[Taig] Release the Kraken |
| :<+Donos> Yeah what do you think I would masturbate myself | | :* `Tarax` unzips his pants |
| :<@GenOberst> err...
| | :[Taig] The Kraken, not the Guppy. |
| :<@GenOberst> That's the point.
| | {{Clear}} |
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| | ;Sunday, February 17, 2013 |
| | ;Nominated by - [[Kal di Plagia Vorrac]] |
| | :<`Tarax`> wow I'm reading the GJW comic |
| | :<@`Ji> you can read? |
| | :<`Tarax`> and Muz actually had Raid start saying "it aint yer consern" |
| | :<@`Ji> lol |
| {{Clear}} | | {{Clear}} |
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| ;Saturday, February 5th, 2011 | | ;Sunday, February 10, 2013 |
| ;Nominated by [[Ji K'awiil]] | | ;Nominated by - [[Kal di Plagia Vorrac]] |
| :* +Donos is finally not bored | | :<@`Ji> EVEN XEN |
| :<@GenOberst> Discovered meth? | | :<@Taig> Hi |
| :<+Donos> Umm Oberst with me being in the Military im not aloud to do Ileagel drugs | | :<@Xenmordin> hi |
| :<@GenOberst> Well...no one is "allowed" to do illegal narcotics... | | :* @Fremoc|AFK cuts down the Jedi |
| :<@GenOberst> That's what makes them illegal. | | :<@Fremoc|AFK> ssshhh its ok |
| | :<@Fremoc|AFK> just rest now |
| | {{clear}} |
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| {{Clear}} | | ;Sunday, February 03, 2013 |
| | ;Nominated by - [[Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor]] |
| | :[19:13] <Taig> It's like 6. |
| | :[19:13] <YacksAWOL> 7 |
| | :[19:13] <Howlader> 7 |
| | :[19:13] <`Tarax`> :15 |
| | :[19:13] <Taig> I'm Central BITCH |
| | :[19:14] <Taig> Same thing anyway |
| | :[19:14] <Howlader> I miss central time. |
| | :[19:14] <YacksAWOL> you're the middle, and we're the bitch? |
| | :[19:14] * Howlader sighs. |
| | :[19:14] <Howlader> :P |
| | {{clear}} |
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| ;Friday, January 28th, 2011 | | ;Sunday, January 27, 2013 |
| ;Nominated by - [[Syrna Valkiss]] | | ;Nominated by - [[Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor]] |
| :*+Syrna sits on Cel. | | :[23:25] <@Shad-away> Sometimes, as men, it's nice to just sit around and talk about our hair. |
| :*Ninj sits on Syrna.
| | {{clear}} |
| :<+Syrna> Oof. :P
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| :<@Ronovi> Annnnd Cel is flat now. Good job, Ninj. :P | |
| :<+Syrna> lol
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| :* Ninj bows. | | ;Sunday, January 20, 2013 |
| {{Clear}} | | ;Nominated by - [[Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor]] |
| | :[01:06] <@ZombieChaos> Lots of sacrafice there |
| | :[01:07] <@ZombieChaos> also |
| | :[01:07] <@ZombieChaos> sacrifice |
| | :[01:07] <@YacksGone> why are you spelling it like that |
| | :[01:07] <@ZombieChaos> because im an idiot? |
| | :[01:07] <@YacksGone> acceptable. |
| | {{clear}} |
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| ;Friday, January 21st, 2011 | | ;Sunday, January 13, 2013 |
| ;Nominated by - [[User:Ronovi Tavisaen|Ronovi Tavisaen Tarentae]] | | ;Nominated by - [[Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor]] |
| :<+Doni`Tzu> Ronovi's not a chick, she's a being of pure malice grouped with a series of horrifying entities known as the outer monstrosities. | | :<nowiki>*</nowiki> Dest-BRB was kicked by YacksGone (your name says BRB. You have not been brb. I don't like liars.) |
| :<@Ronovi> In other words...Doni's been reading too much Lovecraft. | | :<@YacksGone> hrm |
| :<@Ronovi> And his perspective of reality's been skewed to the point of no return. | | :<@YacksGone> gotta fix that alias |
| :<@Ronovi> ...Hey, wait. Isn't what you described a woman, anyway? :P | | :<TeuAFK> lol |
| | | :<benevolen> You're not "Gone" Yacks? :P |
| {{Clear}} | | :<@YacksGone> What's your point ben? |
| | :<Shad-away> haha |
| | {{clear}} |
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| | ;Sunday, January 6, 2013 |
| | ;Nominated by - [[Keirdagh Taldrya Cantor]] |
| | :[19:00] <@`Tarax`> ok so |
| | :[19:00] <@`Tarax`> I'm a loser for asking this |
| | :[19:00] <@`Tarax`> but what's ffs stand for? :P |
| | :[19:00] <@Howlader> For f***s sake. |
| | :[19:00] <@YacksAWOL> For F***s sakes tarax |
| | :[19:00] <@`Tarax`> ah |
| | :[19:00] <@benevolen> lol |
| | {{clear}} |
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