Boomshakalaka

Boomshakalaka, sometimes called “The Boom,” is a nightclub and bar found in the heart of the in-revival Seng Karash Leisure District. A favorite watering hole for members of Clan Naga Sadow, it is occasionally shut off to the public for private, Sadowan “Knighting” parties. The club is the first in a series of newly built entertainment venues in the District.

Description

The Boom has been described as “the dirty lovechild of a techno-rave and a battle royale, hopped up on Spice and finished with a twist.” A top-class venue, high-shine durasteel panels line the walls, illuminated with a variety of blue, violet and green laser light effects. A series of guest DJs spin sets every other solar rotation, and the rest of the time the Galactic Top 40,000 are pumped through the bar’s substantial sound system.

A fully stocked bar with various spirits collected from star systems near and far are available for any number of popular drink mixtures. Rare ales from the Deep Core and moonshine from the Outer Regions are available on special request.

A large dance floor is set off of the bar area, always occupied by a motley collection of overly wealthy and fashionable locals, battle-hardened Sadowans and “hired entertainment.” Spontaneous dance-offs are known to occur, and occasionally end in lightsaber duels.

VIP seating is found in in the back corners of the main room, blocked off by velvet ropes and guarded by masked, lightsaber-wielding mercenary (i.e., expendable) bouncers.

Gambling

Though the venue is newly built, signs are posted at the entrance advertising an annual Pazaak tournament with a “wealth of riches” promised for the winner. An installation of six top-of-the-line Pazaak tables can be found in a gambling room set off from the main room.

Ownership

With the destruction of a huge portion of the Leisure District in 21 ABY by an explosive blast set off by Malisane Sadow in Dystopia, the population of Seng Karash was left with little opportunity for entertainment outside of small gatherings in personal dwellings. Observing the unrest of the population after so many years without an outlet for leisurely activities, Aul Celsus proposed the rebuilding of the Leisure District in early 34 ABY, beginning with the construction of Boomshakalaka. Though Aul proposed its construction, the management of the club is overseen by the summit of Shar Dakhan as a whole.

Signature Drinks

Lianna Iced Lemonade by Inyri Ginovef

Tatooinian Sand Blaster

1. First, you must sprinkle pure sand from the Dune Sea in the glass, this gives it it's texture. It's not a true Sand Blaster if you don't get sand in your teeth.
2. Next, you must add half of one bottle of aged Jawa Juice that has been left to "ferment" in the sun for at LEAST three weeks. This gives the drink it's homegrown experience.
3. After that, drop in the pedal of a molo shrub for that extra hint of desert flavor.
4. Next, empty the entire picture into the inflated bladder of a Krayt dragon and shake it vigorously for several seconds. This gives the concoction a unique taste.
5. Drop in a lit match. This is to give it that burnt after taste that sticks with you for days.

"The Tatooine Sand Blaster must be swallowed all in one, continuous gulp, without much thought as to it's contents. If done correctly, you will wake up the next day with a severe hangover, your valuables stolen, and produce more excrement than a bantha for a week. You will be miserable, but at least you won't remember losing the feud."

―Locke Sonjie

Corellian Bootlicker

1. First take about 2 cups of Muja fruit juice
2. Pour in about 3 fingers of Whiskey stolen from Robert Sadow's liquor cabinet
3. Chill it with a quartet of ice cubes taken from Planet Hoth
4. Inject 3 quarts of swamp gas from Dagobah
5. Using a spoon carved from the tooth of a Krayt Dragon, add 5 spoonfulls of blue milk in memory of Luke's forgotten power converters in Mos Eisley
6. Drop in a Sith amulet, pilfered from the workshop of Macron Sadow. Stand back as sparks of energy course throughtout the mixture
7. Add a bit of hair of the Nekk dog
8. Garnish with a pinch of Calamari water lily
9. Inform your Clan mates before you take your first swallow and hang on for the ride!

"By following these instructions you choose to absolve Zachary O'Maille of any side effects that may arise of drinking a Corellian Bootlicker which may include: corrosion of the lower intenstines, any lost teeth, thinking that you are the very model of a modern major general, singing Bith opera at the top of your lungs very badly, unconsciousness, liver failure, changes in Force alignment, uncontrollable euphoria or death."

―Zachary O'Maille