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'''The Bryar Bowl''' is a Brotherhood competition that awards the champion the title '''Bryar Pimp'''. Upon defeating all other opponents, the Bryar Pimp is taken to a special ceremony on Taldryan's home planet, [[Karufr]] and presented with a golden crown, '''The Bryar Crown''' as well as his title. The Bryar Pimp holds this title until the next Bryar Bowl, unless he can remain undefeated. Past Bryar Pimps get the title of '''The Pimps of Bryar Past'''.
{{Eras|exd}}
<center><div style="width:60%;text-align:left">
''Since the beginning of time, man has sought pwnage over his fellow man. The Senators of the [[starwars:Old Republic|Old Republic]] were constantly bickering over the pwnage rights their systems had acquired, and the Jedi were convinced they could own anyone in the galaxy. Then in a stroke of genius, the [[starwars:Emperor|Emperor]] and [[starwars:Darth Vader|Darth Vader]] opened a can of tricky pwnage on the Senate and then downright pwned every Jedi left in the galaxy. Once the Galactic Empire was formed, this collective pwnage mindset quickly spread through the Imperial ranks, reaching all the way to the [[Dark Jedi Brotherhood]].''


''However, while petty Dark Jedi continued practicing the traditional methods of pwning, something new was on the horizon. It was elegant yet simple, classic yet reformed....it was, the bryar. [[starwars:Bryar pistol|The Bryar]] changed pwning completely, allowing only the most talented to own, while rejecting the lamers who had attempted to own in the past.''


== Bryar Bowl Beginnings ==
''The discovery of the Bryar ushered in a Golden Age of pwnage which will continue on forever.''


''And now, years later the masters of Bryar pwning decided to hold a tournament... a tournament to discover who was the most awesome pwner of Bryars in the entire Brotherhood. This tournament was called,'' '''The Bryar Bowl'''. ''Sponsored by [[Taldryan]] and open to any man, woman or thing that could wield the Bryar. The combatants must now gather and prove their right to earn the rank of'' '''Bryar Pimp of the Brotherhood''' ''and wear the sexy Bryar Crown.''
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''Since the beginning of time, man has sought pwnage over his fellow man. The Senators of the Old Republic were constantly bickering over the pwnage rights their systems had acquired, and the Jedi were convinced they could pwn anyone in the galaxy. Then in a stroke of genius, the Emperor and Darth Vader opened a can of tricky pwnage on the Senate and then downright pwned every Jedi left in the galaxy. Once the Galactic Empire was formed, this collective pwnage mindset quickly spread through the Imperial ranks, reaching all the way to the [[Dark Jedi Brotherhood]].''
== History of the Bryar ==
 
{{Medal
''However, while petty Dark Jedi continued practicing the traditional methods of pwning, something new was on the horizon. It was elegant yet simple, classic yet reformed....it was, the bryar. The Bryar changed pwning completely, allowing only the most talented to pwn, while rejecting the lamers who had attempted to pwn in the past.''
|Image = [[File:Bryarsexy.jpg|250px]]
|Medal name = Bryar Relic
|Awarded_by = The Bryar Council
|Medal_type = Title/Novelty
}}
=== Weapon of the Ancients ===
{{Quote|quote goes here|by}}


''The discovery of the Bryar ushered in a Golden Age of pwnage which will continue on forever.''
=== The Bryar Council ===
{{Quote|quote goes here|by}}


''And now, years later the masters of Bryar pwning decided to hold a tournament... a tournament to discover who was the most awesome pwner of Bryars in the entire Brotherhood. This tournament was called,'' '''The Bryar Bowl'''. ''Sponsored by the Clan Taldryan and open to any man, woman or thing that could wield the Bryar. The combatants must now gather and prove their right to earn the rank of'' '''Bryar Pimp of the Brotherhood''' ''and wear the sexy Bryar Crown. ''
=== War of the Pimps ===
{{Quote|quote goes here|by}}


== Council of the Bowl ==
=== Sport of the Jedi ===
{{Quote|quote goes here|by}}


Details forthcoming.
=== Recovering the Relics ===
{{Quote|quote goes here|by}}


== Bryar Bowl Titles ==
== Bryar Bowl Titles ==
=== Bryar Pimp ===
=== Bryar Pimp ===
The '''Bryar Pimp''' is the epitome of all that is Bryar. His skill is unparalleled in the Brotherhood and as Pimp he is entitled to the best whores the Brotherhood [[starwars:brothels|brothels]] have to offer.


The Bryar Pimp is the epitome of all that is Bryar. His skill is unparalleled in the Brotherhood and as Pimp he is entitled to the best whores the Brotherhood brothels have to offer.
The '''Pimps of Bryars Past''' are the emeritus Bryar Pimps. Their time has come and gone, but they retain a certain amount of respect and naked women. The ranks of the Pimps of Bryar's Past will grow over the years, but at present there is only one Pimp of Bryar Past.


 
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| colspan="2" class="head" style="background-color: #131E3D; border-bottom: 1px solid #111111; text-align: center" | '''Pimps of Bryars Past'''
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| style="background: #1B2A55; border-right: 1px solid #111111; text-align: center" class="sub-head" width="50%"| '''Member'''
| style="background: #1B2A55; border-right: 1px solid #111111; text-align: center" class="sub-head" width="50%"| '''Inducted On'''
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| '''[[Benevolent Taldrya Whiner]]''' || November 28, 2010
|-
|-
! style="background:#C0C0C0" | Bryar Pimp
| [[Sharad Taldrya Hett]] || October 31, 2007
|-
|-
|<center>Sharad Taldrya Hett</center>
| Sharad Taldrya Hett || June 30, 2007
|}
 
 
=== Pimps of Bryars Past ===
 
The Pimps of Bryars Past are the emeritus Bryar Pimps. Their time has come and gone, but they retain a certain amount of respect and naked women. The ranks of the Pimps of Bryars Past will grow over the years, but at present remains empty.
 
 
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! style="background:#C0C0C0" width="250" | Induction Date !! style="background:#C0C0C0" width="250" | Member
| Chaosrain Taldrya || February 11, 2007
|-
|-
|<center>02/11/2007</center>||<center>Chaosrain Taldrya</center>
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=== Bryar Bitch ===
=== Bryar Bitch ===
To the runner-up of the final Bryar Bowl match up goes the shameful title of '''Bryar Bitch'''. This loser title signifies that the individual managed to make it to the final battle, but ended up a failure in the eyes of everyone.


To the runner-up of the final Bryar Bowl match up goes the the shameful title of Bryar Bitch of the Present. This loser title signifies that the individual managed to make it to the final battle, but ended up a failure in the eyes of everyone.
Like the Pimps of Bryars Past, we also remember the Bryar Bitches emeritus. Their shame shall live on for eternity or until they can become Bryar Pimps themselves. To have your name removed from the rolls of the '''Bitches of Bryars Past''' you must earn a coveted '''Bryar Relic'''.


 
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| colspan="2" class="head" style="background-color: #131E3D; border-bottom: 1px solid #111111; text-align: center" | '''Bitches of Bryars Past'''
|-
| style="background: #1B2A55; border-right: 1px solid #111111; text-align: center" class="sub-head" width="50%"| '''Member'''
| style="background: #1B2A55; border-right: 1px solid #111111; text-align: center" class="sub-head" width="50%"| '''Inducted On'''
|-
| '''[[RevengeX Palpatine]]''' || November 28, 2010
|-
| [[Shadow Taldrya]] || October 31, 2007
|-
| [[Duga Taldrya Arkarso]] || June 30, 2007
|-
|-
! style="background:#C0C0C0" | Bryar Bitch
| NexusMage || February 11, 2007
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==  Bryar Relics  ==
[[File:BryarCrown.jpg|thumb|right|200px|The coveted Bryar Crown]]
===  Bryar Bowl Crown  ===
The '''Bryar Crown''' was created from the bling of the famous [[starwars:Hutt|Hutt]] rapper, Daddy X, who lost his fortune buying exotic dancing Twi'leks. The bling was melted down and reforged by the hottest, most naked ladies the galaxy had ever seen. The crown was completed after being embellished with tacky, but expensive jewels and a gold-plated bryar pistol glued to the top.
'''Currently Owned By: Chaosrain Taldrya'''
[[File:BB Scepter.jpg|thumb|left|100px|The illustrious Bryar Scepter]]
===  Bryar Bowl Scepter  ===
The '''Bryar Scepter''' is the second piece of bling in the Bryar Bowl Set™. When Daddy X found his old pimping staffs were breaking upon the asses of his hoes, he vowed to have a new, more durable (and pimptastic) cane made. This would be the beginnings of the Scepter. Along with the rest of Daddy X's bling, this item was auctioned off to the highest bidder who affixed to the top of the scepter the gold-plated bryar pistol.


=== Bitches of Bryars Past ===
'''Currently Owned By: [[Sharad Taldrya Hett]]'''


Like the Pimps of Bryars Past, we also remember the Bryar Bitches emeritus. Their shame shall live on for eternity or until they can become Bryar Pimps themselves. To have your name removed from the rolls of the Bitches of Bryars Past you must earn the coveted Bryar Crown.
===  Bryar Bowl Shield  ===
The '''Bryar Shield''' was designed by Daddy X's most skilled hoe, a [[starwars:Twi-Lek|Twi-Lek]] fellatio master named Liikez Toosuhk who moonlighted as a weaponsmith. Tired of her beautiful face being drenched in... well, you know... [[File:BBshield.jpg|thumb|right|150px|The impenetrable Bryar Shield]]she decided to create a powerful orgasm-deflecting shield. When it was first discovered, Daddy X flew into a powerful pimp rage bitchslapping every hoe in his path. After his awesome pimp rage wore off, Daddy X sentenced Liikez Toosuhk to become a servicer of Rancors. Large Rancors. She was never seen again (without a ginormous load on her face). The Shield then became an end table for the mighty Hutt rapper, who used it as a conversation piece. When the shield resurfaced after Daddy X's incarceration it boldly displayed the Bryar logo, which was embossed on its center.


'''Currently Owned By: [[Sharad Taldrya Hett]]'''


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=== Bryar Bowl Glove  ===
|-
The '''Bryar Glove''', last of the fabled Bryar Relics, was a golden glove of the finest material, embellished with five diamond-studded rings that spelled out B-R-Y-A-R. It was the pimpest of pimp gloves and could smack down the toughest of bitches. Daddy X was not always the pimp he became, but was once a lowly apprentice to a much greater pimp known simply as Dirty Jayjay. Jayjay's lust for gold was such that he even had his loincloths tailored from spun gold, a divine artifact that dazzled the eyes and seduced the soul. Daddy X, seeking to make a name for himself and escape the power of his master pimp, stole the holy loincloth and used its power to draw all the whores to him. With this magical relic, Daddy X was the master of the pimpverse and became a legend. The Bryar Glove was created by the Brotherhood's most devoted alchemists, who molded the legendary loincloth into a true pimp's glove.
! style="background:#C0C0C0" width="250" | Induction Date !! style="background:#C0C0C0" width="250" | Member
|-
|<center>02/11/2007</center>||<center>NexusMage</center>
|}


== Bryar Bowl Crown ==
'''Currently Owned By: [[Benevolent Taldrya Whiner]]'''


The '''Bryar Crown''' was created from the bling of the famous Hutt rapper, Daddy X, who lost his fortune buying exotic dancing Twi'leks. The bling was melted down and reforged by the hottest, most naked ladies the galaxy had ever seen. The crown was completed after being embellished with tacky, but expensive jewels and a gold-plated bryar pistol glued to the top.
Image forthcoming...


Currently Owned By: [[Chaosrain Taldrya]]
===  Golden Bryar Pistol  ===


[[Image:BryarCrown.jpg|thumb|center|400px|The Magnificent Bryar Crown]]
==  Bryar Bowls Past  ==
''' Bryar Hard'''


== Bryar Bowl Scepter ==
Overview of the Bowl.


The '''Bryar Scepter''' is the second piece of bling in the Bryar Bowl Set™. When Daddy X found his old pimping staffs were breaking upon the asses of his hoes, he vowed to have a new, more durable (and pimptastic) cane made. This would be the beginnings of the Scepter. Along with the rest of Daddy X's bling, this item was auctioned off to the highest bidder who affixed to the top of the scepter the gold-plated bryar pistol.
'''Bryar Bowl II: Bryar Harder'''


Currently Owned By: [[Sharad Taldrya Hett]]
Overview of the Bowl.


[[Image:BB Scepter.jpg|thumb|center|400px|The Glorious Bryar Scepter]]
'''Bryar Hard with a Vengeance'''


Overview of the Bowl.


== Bryar Bowl with a Vengeance ==
''' Live Free or Bryar Hard'''
=== Tier One ===
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{{Template:Tournament Brackets
| | '''Andryan "Ace" Queldom''' |2| Rickson McCriever |0
| | Daar Kareth |0| '''Sharad Taldrya Hett''' |2
| | Raiju |0| '''Sarofel''' |0
| | Vardar Fen'Amar Ordo |0| '''Chaosrain Taldrya''' |2
| | '''Syn Kaek''' |2| Andan Taldrya Marshall |0
| | MERLANCE |1| '''Halcyon Rokir''' |2
| | '''RevengeX Palpatine''' |2| Jaysen |0
| | '''Angelo Dante''' |0| Itachi Uchiha |0
<!--Quarter-finals -->
| | Andryan "Ace" Queldom |0| '''Sharad Taldrya Hett''' |2
| | Sarofel |0| '''Chaosrain Taldrya''' |2
| | '''Syn Kaek''' |2| Halcyon Rokir |0
| | '''RevengeX Palpatine''' |2| Angelo Dante |0
<!--Semi-finals -->
| | '''Sharad Taldrya Hett''' |2| Chaosrain Taldrya |1
| | Syn Kaek || RevengeX Palpatine |
<!--Finals -->
| | TBA || TBA |
}}
</center>


=== Tier Two ===
Overview of the Bowl.
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{{Template:Tournament Brackets
| | Tsingtao Ming |0| '''Jac Cotelin''' |2
| | Sidarace Rathden |0| '''Malidir Dinistr Erinos''' |0
| | '''Shadow Taldrya''' |0| DarkAmiz |0
| | '''Tirano''' |0| Maxyl Takyn |0
| | '''Duga Taldrya Arkarso''' |2| Tarax Eosphoros Kor |0
| | Hel-Pa Sklib |0| '''Dismal Visutor''' |0
| | Dranik Tarentae |1| '''Vladet Xavier''' |2
| | '''Lucius''' |0| Korras Tarentae |0
<!--Quarter-finals -->
| | '''Jac Cotelin''' |2| Malidir Dinistr Erinos |0
| | '''Shadow Taldrya''' |1| Tirano |0
| | '''Duga Taldrya Arkarso''' |2| Dismal Visutor |0
| | '''Vladet Xavier''' |2| Lucius |1
<!--Semi-finals -->
| | Jac Cotelin || Shadow Taldrya |
| | '''Duga Taldrya Arkarso''' |2| Vladet Xavier |1
<!--Finals -->
| | TBA || TBA |
}}
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=== Finals ===
'''A Good Day to Bryar Hard'''
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{{Template:Final Brackets
|RD1 = '''Consolation Match'''
|RD1-team1 = TBA
|RD1-score1 =
|RD1-team2 = TBA
|RD1-score2 =
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''Forthcoming''....


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== See also ==
{{Template:Final Brackets
Past Bryar Bowl brackets can be found on the page, [[Bryar Bowls Past]].
|RD1 = '''Finals Match'''
|RD1-team1 = TBA
|RD1-score1 =  
|RD1-team2 = TBA
|RD1-score2 =  
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</tr>
</table>
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==Bryar Bowls Past==
Past Bryar Bowl brackets can be found on the page, [[Bryar Bowls Past]].


[[Category:Clan Taldryan]]
[[Category:Taldryan events]]
[[Category:Titles]]

Latest revision as of 01:41, 26 September 2016

Exodus era.

Since the beginning of time, man has sought pwnage over his fellow man. The Senators of the Old Republic were constantly bickering over the pwnage rights their systems had acquired, and the Jedi were convinced they could own anyone in the galaxy. Then in a stroke of genius, the Emperor and Darth Vader opened a can of tricky pwnage on the Senate and then downright pwned every Jedi left in the galaxy. Once the Galactic Empire was formed, this collective pwnage mindset quickly spread through the Imperial ranks, reaching all the way to the Dark Jedi Brotherhood.

However, while petty Dark Jedi continued practicing the traditional methods of pwning, something new was on the horizon. It was elegant yet simple, classic yet reformed....it was, the bryar. The Bryar changed pwning completely, allowing only the most talented to own, while rejecting the lamers who had attempted to own in the past.

The discovery of the Bryar ushered in a Golden Age of pwnage which will continue on forever.

And now, years later the masters of Bryar pwning decided to hold a tournament... a tournament to discover who was the most awesome pwner of Bryars in the entire Brotherhood. This tournament was called, The Bryar Bowl. Sponsored by Taldryan and open to any man, woman or thing that could wield the Bryar. The combatants must now gather and prove their right to earn the rank of Bryar Pimp of the Brotherhood and wear the sexy Bryar Crown.

History of the Bryar

Bryar Relic
Awarded by:

The Bryar Council

Type:

Title/Novelty

[ Source ]

Weapon of the Ancients


"quote goes here"
―by

The Bryar Council


"quote goes here"
―by

War of the Pimps


"quote goes here"
―by

Sport of the Jedi


"quote goes here"
―by

Recovering the Relics


"quote goes here"
―by

Bryar Bowl Titles

Bryar Pimp

The Bryar Pimp is the epitome of all that is Bryar. His skill is unparalleled in the Brotherhood and as Pimp he is entitled to the best whores the Brotherhood brothels have to offer.

The Pimps of Bryars Past are the emeritus Bryar Pimps. Their time has come and gone, but they retain a certain amount of respect and naked women. The ranks of the Pimps of Bryar's Past will grow over the years, but at present there is only one Pimp of Bryar Past.

Pimps of Bryars Past
Member Inducted On
Benevolent Taldrya Whiner November 28, 2010
Sharad Taldrya Hett October 31, 2007
Sharad Taldrya Hett June 30, 2007
Chaosrain Taldrya February 11, 2007
 

Bryar Bitch

To the runner-up of the final Bryar Bowl match up goes the shameful title of Bryar Bitch. This loser title signifies that the individual managed to make it to the final battle, but ended up a failure in the eyes of everyone.

Like the Pimps of Bryars Past, we also remember the Bryar Bitches emeritus. Their shame shall live on for eternity or until they can become Bryar Pimps themselves. To have your name removed from the rolls of the Bitches of Bryars Past you must earn a coveted Bryar Relic.

Bitches of Bryars Past
Member Inducted On
RevengeX Palpatine November 28, 2010
Shadow Taldrya October 31, 2007
Duga Taldrya Arkarso June 30, 2007
NexusMage February 11, 2007
 

Bryar Relics

The coveted Bryar Crown

Bryar Bowl Crown

The Bryar Crown was created from the bling of the famous Hutt rapper, Daddy X, who lost his fortune buying exotic dancing Twi'leks. The bling was melted down and reforged by the hottest, most naked ladies the galaxy had ever seen. The crown was completed after being embellished with tacky, but expensive jewels and a gold-plated bryar pistol glued to the top.

Currently Owned By: Chaosrain Taldrya

The illustrious Bryar Scepter

Bryar Bowl Scepter

The Bryar Scepter is the second piece of bling in the Bryar Bowl Set™. When Daddy X found his old pimping staffs were breaking upon the asses of his hoes, he vowed to have a new, more durable (and pimptastic) cane made. This would be the beginnings of the Scepter. Along with the rest of Daddy X's bling, this item was auctioned off to the highest bidder who affixed to the top of the scepter the gold-plated bryar pistol.

Currently Owned By: Sharad Taldrya Hett

Bryar Bowl Shield

The Bryar Shield was designed by Daddy X's most skilled hoe, a Twi-Lek fellatio master named Liikez Toosuhk who moonlighted as a weaponsmith. Tired of her beautiful face being drenched in... well, you know...

The impenetrable Bryar Shield

she decided to create a powerful orgasm-deflecting shield. When it was first discovered, Daddy X flew into a powerful pimp rage bitchslapping every hoe in his path. After his awesome pimp rage wore off, Daddy X sentenced Liikez Toosuhk to become a servicer of Rancors. Large Rancors. She was never seen again (without a ginormous load on her face). The Shield then became an end table for the mighty Hutt rapper, who used it as a conversation piece. When the shield resurfaced after Daddy X's incarceration it boldly displayed the Bryar logo, which was embossed on its center.

Currently Owned By: Sharad Taldrya Hett

Bryar Bowl Glove

The Bryar Glove, last of the fabled Bryar Relics, was a golden glove of the finest material, embellished with five diamond-studded rings that spelled out B-R-Y-A-R. It was the pimpest of pimp gloves and could smack down the toughest of bitches. Daddy X was not always the pimp he became, but was once a lowly apprentice to a much greater pimp known simply as Dirty Jayjay. Jayjay's lust for gold was such that he even had his loincloths tailored from spun gold, a divine artifact that dazzled the eyes and seduced the soul. Daddy X, seeking to make a name for himself and escape the power of his master pimp, stole the holy loincloth and used its power to draw all the whores to him. With this magical relic, Daddy X was the master of the pimpverse and became a legend. The Bryar Glove was created by the Brotherhood's most devoted alchemists, who molded the legendary loincloth into a true pimp's glove.

Currently Owned By: Benevolent Taldrya Whiner

Image forthcoming...

Golden Bryar Pistol

Bryar Bowls Past

Bryar Hard

Overview of the Bowl.

Bryar Bowl II: Bryar Harder

Overview of the Bowl.

Bryar Hard with a Vengeance

Overview of the Bowl.

Live Free or Bryar Hard

Overview of the Bowl.

A Good Day to Bryar Hard

Forthcoming....

See also

Past Bryar Bowl brackets can be found on the page, Bryar Bowls Past.

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