Nephets

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History

No one truly knows where Darth Nephets came from. Some say that he came from the darkest of tombs on Korriban. Others say he came from a distant planet known as "Ellijay" in the "Georgia" system. Be that as it may, he came to Clan Naga Sadow with the "powers" of a Dark Lord and began to call himself, "The Dark Lord of Ellijay". Many have wondered if "Ellijay" was a race of beings far from the Outer Rim, yet no one has been able to determine this.

He came with an iron fist, looking to enforce his will upon the dark jedi of the clan. One who defied him was Shin'ichi Keibatsu Sadow. Seeking to silence the Krath, Nephets called down a terrible curse upon him and his family... which pretty much did nothing. As his curse failed on Shin'ichi, Darth Nephets began to lose power amongst the Clan. When this happened, he began to lay down his fury upon any and all who opposed him. It was not until Trevarus Caerick arrived that the rule of Darth Nephets was brought to an end. He began to train alongside the Dark Jedi Master, until one day he vanished without a trace. To this day, many believe that Darth Nephets will one day return to Clan Naga Sadow and lay waste to his enemies.

DJB Facts

  • Nephets is the only Apprentice to have custom robes and a warbanner.
  • The height and weight were taken from a cartoon made about George Washington. No one knows his true physical description. The rest was based off of the warbanner.

Imploration of Nephets

By 4856 Macron

O mighty Lord Nephets

Ruler of the vast Ellijay system

Come to our strident calls

O nameless monster from the lower depths of Georgia

Smite our enemies mightily in the crown

Fetter them with thine shackles of annoyance

That Ye do so mightiliy bear

And they will be vexed, truly beyond words

Fill our foes with your pompous puffery

So that they may be laid waste

In thy pusillanimous pustulent mercy

As thine idiotic grin doth leer

Render their juicy brains

Into mangled mumbling mush

With your fearsome powers

Of Mind boggling stupidity

O Mighty Lord Nephets!