The Bryar Bowl

The Bryar Bowl is a Brotherhood competition that awards the champion the title Bryar Pimp. Upon defeating all other opponents, the Bryar Pimp is taken to a special ceremony on Taldryan's home planet, Karufr and presented with a golden crown, The Bryar Crown as well as his title. The Bryar Pimp holds this title until the next Bryar Bowl, unless he can remain undefeated. Past Bryar Pimps get the title of The Pimps of Bryar Past.

Bryar Bowl Beginnings

Since the beginning of time, man has sought pwnage over his fellow man. The Senators of the Old Republic were constantly bickering over the pwnage rights their systems had acquired, and the Jedi were convinced they could pwn anyone in the galaxy. Then in a stroke of genius, the Emperor and Darth Vader opened a can of tricky pwnage on the Senate and then downright pwned every Jedi left in the galaxy. Once the Galactic Empire was formed, this collective pwnage mindset quickly spread through the Imperial ranks, reaching all the way to the Dark Jedi Brotherhood.

However, while petty Dark Jedi continued practicing the traditional methods of pwning, something new was on the horizon. It was elegant yet simple, classic yet reformed....it was, the bryar. The Bryar changed pwning completely, allowing only the most talented to pwn, while rejecting the lamers who had attempted to pwn in the past.

The discovery of the Bryar ushered in a Golden Age of pwnage which will continue on forever.

And now, years later the masters of Bryar pwning decided to hold a tournament... a tournament to discover who was the most awesome pwner of Bryars in the entire Brotherhood. This tournament was called, The Bryar Bowl. Sponsored by the Clan Taldryan and open to any man, woman or thing that could wield the Bryar. The combatants must now gather and prove their right to earn the rank of Bryar Pimp of the Brotherhood and wear the sexy Bryar Crown.

Council of the Bowl

Details forthcoming.

Bryar Bowl Titles

Bryar Pimp

The Bryar Pimp is the epitome of all that is Bryar. His skill is unparalleled in the Brotherhood and as Pimp he is entitled to the best whores the Brotherhood brothels have to offer.

Bryar Pimp
Sharad Taldrya Hett

Pimps of Bryars Past

The Pimps of Bryars Past are the emeritus Bryar Pimps. Their time has come and gone, but they retain a certain amount of respect and naked women. The ranks of the Pimps of Bryars Past will grow over the years, but at present remains empty.

Induction Date	Member
02/11/2007	Chaosrain Taldrya

Bryar Bitch

To the runner-up of the final Bryar Bowl match up goes the the shameful title of Bryar Bitch of the Present. This loser title signifies that the individual managed to make it to the final battle, but ended up a failure in the eyes of everyone.

Bryar Bitch
Duga Taldrya Arkarso

Bitches of Bryars Past

Like the Pimps of Bryars Past, we also remember the Bryar Bitches emeritus. Their shame shall live on for eternity or until they can become Bryar Pimps themselves. To have your name removed from the rolls of the Bitches of Bryars Past you must earn the coveted Bryar Crown.

Induction Date	Member
02/11/2007	NexusMage

Bryar Bowl Crown

The Bryar Crown was created from the bling of the famous Hutt rapper, Daddy X, who lost his fortune buying exotic dancing Twi'leks. The bling was melted down and reforged by the hottest, most naked ladies the galaxy had ever seen. The crown was completed after being embellished with tacky, but expensive jewels and a gold-plated bryar pistol glued to the top.

Currently Owned By: Chaosrain Taldrya

The Magnificent Bryar Crown

Bryar Bowl Scepter

The Bryar Scepter is the second piece of bling in the Bryar Bowl Set™. When Daddy X found his old pimping staffs were breaking upon the asses of his hoes, he vowed to have a new, more durable (and pimptastic) cane made. This would be the beginnings of the Scepter. Along with the rest of Daddy X's bling, this item was auctioned off to the highest bidder who affixed to the top of the scepter the gold-plated bryar pistol.

Currently Owned By: Sharad Taldrya Hett

The Glorious Bryar Scepter

Bryar Bowls Past

Past Bryar Bowl brackets can be found on the page, Bryar Bowls Past.