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'''XenErgy''' is an energy drink produced by Clan [[Scholae Palatinae]], named after and blessed by Emperor [[Xen'Mordin Vismorsus|Xen'Mordin Vismorsus-Palpatine]]. | '''XenErgy''' is an energy drink produced by Clan [[Scholae Palatinae]], named after and blessed by Emperor [[Xen'Mordin Vismorsus|Xen'Mordin Vismorsus-Palpatine]]. | ||
It first appered in late 39ABY and marketed domestically. Plans for expansion do exist, though. | It first appered in late 39ABY and marketed domestically. Plans for expansion do exist, though. | ||
The list of ingredients is top-secret and much speculated about even by Palatinaeans close to the Emperor. | The list of ingredients is top-secret and much speculated about even by Palatinaeans close to the Emperor. | ||
==How It Came To Be== | ==Origin== | ||
The beverage is the result of a smear campaign of [[Marick Arconae]] to discredit his long-time somewhat-friendly-rival the Emperor, claiming him to make his subordinates drink his sweat. Xen'Mordin however took up the rumor, and with assistance of renowned scientist [[Impetus M'Nar|Elincia Rei]], an energy drink was produced and marketed in record time. Curiousity, juvenile dares and a spark of genius provided a sucessfull start for the brand. | |||
===How It Truly Came To Be=== | |||
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[[Landon Cruise|One member]] of [[Scholae Palatinae]] posted a picture of his homework in the Clan's Telegram channel, with a can of XYIENCE Xenergy Cherry Lime to the side. A few [[Jorm "The Jester" Na'trej|bad puns]] later, the idea was born, fleshed out, and commissioned. | [[Landon Cruise|One member]] of [[Scholae Palatinae]] posted a picture of his homework in the Clan's Telegram channel, with a can of XYIENCE Xenergy Cherry Lime to the side. A few [[Jorm "The Jester" Na'trej|bad puns]] later, the idea was born, fleshed out, and commissioned. | ||
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- "The power for true heroes."
- ―XenErgy slogan
XenErgy is an energy drink produced by Clan Scholae Palatinae, named after and blessed by Emperor Xen'Mordin Vismorsus-Palpatine. It first appered in late 39ABY and marketed domestically. Plans for expansion do exist, though. The list of ingredients is top-secret and much speculated about even by Palatinaeans close to the Emperor.
Origin
The beverage is the result of a smear campaign of Marick Arconae to discredit his long-time somewhat-friendly-rival the Emperor, claiming him to make his subordinates drink his sweat. Xen'Mordin however took up the rumor, and with assistance of renowned scientist Elincia Rei, an energy drink was produced and marketed in record time. Curiousity, juvenile dares and a spark of genius provided a sucessfull start for the brand.
How It Truly Came To Be
One member of Scholae Palatinae posted a picture of his homework in the Clan's Telegram channel, with a can of XYIENCE Xenergy Cherry Lime to the side. A few bad puns later, the idea was born, fleshed out, and commissioned.
