Quote of the Day/Archive

Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff.

• Quote of the Day/Archive (2008)
• Quote of the Day/Archive (2007)‎

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

<`Max> For the species creation system, are the fftssfft going to be a selectable species?

<GM_Muz> ...

<GM_Muz> no.

<`Max> Am I sensing some prejudice?

<GM_Muz> yup.

<GM_Muz> I am prejudiced against 'Dumb'

<GM_Muz> sorry, man.

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

<Izzy> pho your in a particulary bad mood today... whats wrong?

<`Pho|Away> your face

Thursday, August 20th, 2009

<`Pho|Away> youre retarded and i dont know what to tell you

<Izzy> Im retarded?

<Izzy> right

<Izzy> yes

<Izzy> me

<Izzy> not you

<Izzy> no

<Izzy> no no no

<Izzy> me

<Izzy> yes

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

<`Pho|Away> you = the retarded matt adler clone

<Izzy> yes Im matt adler

<`Pho|Away> no

<HA_Rapier> isn't that redundant?

<`Pho|Away> you are his retarded clone

<Izzy> I HAS BEEN FOUND OUTZ

Thursday, August 13th, 2009

<Kalak> Speaking of which

<Kalak> I was shown a horrible picture yesterday

<Kalak> Of Xgmx

<Kalak> My eyes still haven't recovered

<RevengeX> As in a picture of him?

<Kalak> Yes :P

<Kalak> In RL

<RevengeX> Oh Lawd

<Kalak> http://someurliwillnotsharebecausethenmuzwillkillme.com

<Kalak> Be prepared :P

<``Pho|Work> OMFG MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

<RevengeX> I swallowed vomit

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

"Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force."

―Darth Vader

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

Vail: "I took elective in Applied Pornography."

Crazy parent mentioned by Muz: "You seem like the kind of person who needs a class like that."

―Ahh, parents...

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

yeah, parents. Apparently a mom got wind of her kid joining some evil-dark-bad-guy club online and wanted explanations.

Fun stuff, all around.

thanks again, dudes.

--muz

Friday, June 19th, 2009

<`Shikyo> yeah Var... you're so gangsta' :P

<Vardar> xD

<`Malik> as gangsta' as an emo can be

<`Malik> :Þ

<Vardar> gee Malik :P

<Vardar> your words are so sharp I just might cut myself with them

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

<GM_Sarin> What exactly is the conspiracy?

<Timeros> lol

<DasConspirac> YOU MAY NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEELEVENTYONE

<DasConspirac> i have no idea

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

[21:27:27] <`ShikDEAD> Rev!

[21:27:28] <`ShikDEAD> PM

[21:27:41] <RevengeX> DON'T WANNA CYBA WIT U

[21:29:06] <`ShikDEAD> You wantz custim saburz?

[21:29:37] <RevengeX> Is that a euphemism?

[21:29:54] <`afrojedi`> hahahaha

...

[21:31:45] <RevengeX> Shikyo's sick

[21:31:47] <RevengeX> [21:31:02] <`ShikDEAD> straight hilt, curved hilt, throw me a bone, here :P

[21:32:06] <GenOberst> Shik = gayer than Kir?

[21:32:29] <Legz> Play along. Eventually he asks about dual hilts.

[21:34:54] <RevengeX> [21:34:35] <`ShikDEAD> ok... I'll play with it from there and see what comes out

[21:35:01] <Taigikori> haha

[21:35:05] <`ShikDEAD> goddamn...

[21:35:09] <`ShikDEAD> FML

[21:35:44] <benevolen> Today, I talked about my secret lust for curved "hilts" in front of everyone. FML

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

<MattAdlerAFK> i did pass the that exam

<`Muz> you still have to pass a qualification match

<Xathia> doesn't mean you're qualified

<Vardar> why do you insist on not letting him live in ignorant bliss? :p

<Legorii> There is no bliss to his ignorance.

<`Malik> we did that to you jarjar, look how you turned out...

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

<`|{randon> HOLY S***! MAGIC SCHOOL BUS IN ON!

<@`Paladin> This tells me all I need to know about the attention to give to Krandon's questions.

* `Frond blinks.

<`|{randon> I thought it was cancelled...LEaVE ME ALONE!

* `|{randon runs to watch

-

A moment later...

* `|{randon wants to have Ms. Frizzles babies

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009

<@GM_Sarin> "He Cheated"

<@GM_Sarin> "Your Biased"

<@GM_Sarin> "OMG, Reasonable Doubt"

<@GM_Sarin> "Uh, this is the internet, everything can be reasonably doubted"

<@GM_Sarin> "My Clan is the best"

<@GM_Sarin> "Your Clan sucks"

<@``Pho|Away> HAHAHAHAHA

<@GM_Sarin> phew, summed it up!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009

`Talon sets mode: +o Raidoner

<Thranish> mhy mhilkshake brings all the boys to the yard!

Raidoner has quit IRC (Quit�)

<Kalak> lol

<Kalak> Raid doesn't think so

<Dessie> never knew Thran to be one who wanted to attract boys to the yard

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

<Legorii> I look up to An00bis? :P

<Anubis_BBIAB> Wow.

<Legorii> Quite the opposite :P

<Asano> Anbu is just a failure that blames me for his own immaturity and stupidity... so I have done nothing wrong AGAIN

<Anubis_BBIAB> ^---What he said.

Monday, March 16th, 2009

<@RHSick> Ok also my lips are dry, right at the corners.

• `Phantom (~ge_phanto@cpe-74-75-247-231.maine.res.rr.com) has joined #scholae
• Ood sets mode: +o `Phantom

<@RHSick> they hurt

<@RevengeX> use vaseline

<@RHSick> vaseline

<@RHSick> You mean like what they put in lipbalm?

<@`Phantom> Why do I feel like I just joined in the middle of some royally perverted conversation?

Saturday March 14th, 2009

<Arcturus> If she wants a salad and for me to drink from the furry mug, I'll happily oblige.

<Arcturus> But, as my mother always says, the road goes two ways.

Sunday March 8th, 2009

<`Tarax`> Muzterd and Kirtchup

Sunday March 1st, 2009

"After almost nine months as Wiki Tribune, I have decided to resign. Tron has agreed to succeed me. Go, Wiki!"

―Public Announcement from former Wiki Tribune RevengeX Palpatine

Tuesday February 17th, 2009

"To the elders of the Brotherhood who are still active and in service, I applaud your dedication and lack of life."

―Taigikori Aybara

Sunday February 15th, 2009

<T`R> He's more Nero

<T`R> than Augustus

<RHawk> Yes Tra'an

<RHawk> Nero???

<RHawk> Is that like Nemo the clown fish

<RHawk> :P

<T`R> ...

<T`R> And Canadians say Americans are bad with history

Saturday January 31st, 2009

<ThranO> I am convinced that Gmail is a woman. When its happy, everything runs smooth. When its not happy, just stay away or you'll get injured.

<ThranO> Cool, great grand...

• ThranO punts Gmail

Saturday January 24th, 2009

<Muz> Death

<mattadler> blah

<Krandon> for who>

<Muz> Pestilence

<Muz> Plague

<Muz> Famine

<Krandon> oh yeah

<mattadler> flood

[...]

<mattadler> people die in Floods too

<Muz> ...

<Muz> and, I'm done.

• Muz wanders off

Saturday January 17th, 2009

<Legz> Matt, have you ever made the acquaintance of a fellow named Oberst?

<mattadler> no

<Legz> I'm shocked. The two of you would get on quite well.

<mattadler> you mean genoberst?

<Legz> They very same.

<mattadler> no thanks

Friday January 16th, 2009

<@Shad-away> if I was a girl I'd act slutty to get my way :P

<@Shad-away> in fact... I do act slutty to get my way

Friday January 9th, 2009

"As the wiki is down, I have reproduced"

―Syn Kaek