Quote of the Day/Archive

Here in lies the collection of Daily Quotes gathered by the Wiki Staff.

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009: Vail: "I took elective in Applied Pornography."; Crazy parent mentioned by Muz: "You seem like the kind of person who needs a class like that."; ―Ahh, parents...

Sunday, June 21st, 2009: yeah, parents. Apparently a mom got wind of her kid joining some evil-dark-bad-guy club online and wanted explanations.; Fun stuff, all around.; thanks again, dudes.; --muz

Friday, June 19th, 2009: <`Shikyo> yeah Var... you're so gangsta' :P; <Vardar> xD; <`Malik> as gangsta' as an emo can be; <`Malik> :Þ; <Vardar> gee Malik :P; <Vardar> your words are so sharp I just might cut myself with them

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009: <GM_Sarin> What exactly is the conspiracy?; <Timeros> lol; <DasConspirac> YOU MAY NOT SPEAK ITS NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONEONEONEONEELEVENTYONE; <DasConspirac> i have no idea

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009: [21:27:27] <`ShikDEAD> Rev!; [21:27:28] <`ShikDEAD> PM; [21:27:41] <RevengeX> DON'T WANNA CYBA WIT U; [21:29:06] <`ShikDEAD> You wantz custim saburz?; [21:29:37] <RevengeX> Is that a euphemism?; [21:29:54] <`afrojedi`> hahahaha; ...; [21:31:45] <RevengeX> Shikyo's sick; [21:31:47] <RevengeX> [21:31:02] <`ShikDEAD> straight hilt, curved hilt, throw me a bone, here :P; [21:32:06] <GenOberst> Shik = gayer than Kir?; [21:32:29] <Legz> Play along. Eventually he asks about dual hilts.; [21:34:54] <RevengeX> [21:34:35] <`ShikDEAD> ok... I'll play with it from there and see what comes out; [21:35:01] <Taigikori> haha; [21:35:05] <`ShikDEAD> goddamn...; [21:35:09] <`ShikDEAD> FML; [21:35:44] <benevolen> Today, I talked about my secret lust for curved "hilts" in front of everyone. FML

Thursday, May 14th, 2009: <MattAdlerAFK> i did pass the that exam; <`Muz> you still have to pass a qualification match; <Xathia> doesn't mean you're qualified; <Vardar> why do you insist on not letting him live in ignorant bliss? :p; <Legorii> There is no bliss to his ignorance.; <`Malik> we did that to you jarjar, look how you turned out...

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009: <`|{randon> HOLY S***! MAGIC SCHOOL BUS IN ON!; <@`Paladin> This tells me all I need to know about the attention to give to Krandon's questions.; * `Frond blinks.; <`|{randon> I thought it was cancelled...LEaVE ME ALONE!; * `|{randon runs to watch; -; A moment later...; * `|{randon wants to have Ms. Frizzles babies

Wednesday, May 6th, 2009: <@GM_Sarin> "He Cheated"; <@GM_Sarin> "Your Biased"; <@GM_Sarin> "OMG, Reasonable Doubt"; <@GM_Sarin> "Uh, this is the internet, everything can be reasonably doubted"; <@GM_Sarin> "My Clan is the best"; <@GM_Sarin> "Your Clan sucks"; <@``Pho|Away> HAHAHAHAHA; <@GM_Sarin> phew, summed it up!

Saturday, March 28th, 2009: `Talon sets mode: +o Raidoner; <Thranish> mhy mhilkshake brings all the boys to the yard!; Raidoner has quit IRC (Quit�); <Kalak> lol; <Kalak> Raid doesn't think so; <Dessie> never knew Thran to be one who wanted to attract boys to the yard

Saturday, March 21st, 2009: <Legorii> I look up to An00bis? :P; <Anubis_BBIAB> Wow.; <Legorii> Quite the opposite :P; <Asano> Anbu is just a failure that blames me for his own immaturity and stupidity... so I have done nothing wrong AGAIN; <Anubis_BBIAB> ^---What he said.

Monday, March 16th, 2009

<@RHSick> Ok also my lips are dry, right at the corners.

<@RHSick> they hurt

<@RevengeX> use vaseline

<@RHSick> vaseline

<@RHSick> You mean like what they put in lipbalm?

<@`Phantom> Why do I feel like I just joined in the middle of some royally perverted conversation?

Saturday March 14th, 2009: <Arcturus> If she wants a salad and for me to drink from the furry mug, I'll happily oblige.; <Arcturus> But, as my mother always says, the road goes two ways.

Sunday March 1st, 2009: "After almost nine months as Wiki Tribune, I have decided to resign. Tron has agreed to succeed me. Go, Wiki!"; ―Public Announcement from former Wiki Tribune RevengeX Palpatine

Tuesday February 17th, 2009: "To the elders of the Brotherhood who are still active and in service, I applaud your dedication and lack of life."; ―Taigikori Aybara

Sunday February 15th, 2009: <T`R> He's more Nero; <T`R> than Augustus; <RHawk> Yes Tra'an; <RHawk> Nero???; <RHawk> Is that like Nemo the clown fish; <RHawk> :P; <T`R> ...; <T`R> And Canadians say Americans are bad with history

Saturday January 31st, 2009

<ThranO> I am convinced that Gmail is a woman. When its happy, everything runs smooth. When its not happy, just stay away or you'll get injured.

<ThranO> Cool, great grand...

Saturday January 24th, 2009

<Muz> Death

<mattadler> blah

<Muz> Pestilence

<Muz> Plague

<Muz> Famine

<Krandon> oh yeah

<mattadler> flood

[...]

<mattadler> people die in Floods too

<Muz> ...

<Muz> and, I'm done.

Saturday January 17th, 2009: <Legz> Matt, have you ever made the acquaintance of a fellow named Oberst?; <mattadler> no; <Legz> I'm shocked. The two of you would get on quite well.; <mattadler> you mean genoberst?; <Legz> They very same.; <mattadler> no thanks

Friday January 16th, 2009: <@Shad-away> if I was a girl I'd act slutty to get my way :P; <@Shad-away> in fact... I do act slutty to get my way

Friday January 9th, 2009: "As the wiki is down, I have reproduced"; ―Syn Kaek