Hello,
My name is Hondorious Frankfurt Thomas III, and I'm not sure I like personal biographies. All you need to know is my name. And my name can tell you a lot about me. First look at the III part, my grandfather was so in love with his own name that he named his only son that same exact thing. Then my father, apparently somewhere down the road he took a liking to it as well, and named me the same thing. Hondorious people... I mean really? And you know what... I named my son the same thing too, you know why? Because why not, we've come this far. So my son is Hondorious Frankfurt Thomas IV. He's 2, can't even say his own name, the poor kid. He calls himself Four. Can you believe that? All because my great grandfather couldn't see very well and put down his country of origin in my grandfather's name box on those papers he signed on Ellis Island. Poor guy couldn't even spell Honduras right.