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Revision as of 04:02, 24 January 2007
The Bryar Bowl is a Brotherhood competition that awards the champion the title Bryar Pimp. Upon defeating all other opponents, the Bryar Pimp is taken to a special ceremony on Taldryan's home planet, Karufr and presented with a golden crown, The Bryar Crown as well as his title. The Bryar Pimp holds this title until the next Bryar Bowl, unless he can remain undefeated. Past Bryar Pimps get the title of The Pimps of Bryar Past.
Bryar Bowl Beginnings
Since the beginning of time, man has sought pwnage over his fellow man. The Senators of the Old Republic were constantly bickering over the pwnage rights their systems had acquired, and the Jedi were convinced they could pwn anyone in the galaxy. Then in a stroke of genius, the Emperor and Darth Vader opened a can of tricky pwnage on the Senate and then downright pwned every Jedi left in the galaxy. Once the Galactic Empire was formed, this collective pwnage mindset quickly spread through the Imperial ranks, reaching all the way to the Dark Jedi Brotherhood.
However, while petty Dark Jedi continued practicing the traditional methods of pwning, something new was on the horizon. It was elegant yet simple, classic yet reformed....it was, the bryar. The Bryar changed pwning completely, allowing only the most talented to pwn, while rejecting the lamers who had attempted to pwn in the past.
The discovery of the Bryar ushered in a Golden Age of pwnage which will continue on forever.
And now, years later the masters of Bryar pwning decided to hold a tournament... a tournament to discover who was the most awesome pwner of Bryars in the entire Brotherhood. This tournament was called, The Bryar Bowl. Sponsored by the Clan Taldryan and open to any man, woman or thing that could wield the Bryar. The combatants must now gather and prove their right to earn the rank of Bryar Pimp of the Brotherhood and wear the sexy Bryar Crown.
Current Bryar Pimp
To be determined...
Pimps of Bryar Past
None as of yet.
The Bryar Crown
The Bryar Crown was created from the bling of the famous Hutt rapper, Daddy X, who lost his fortune buying exotic dancing Twi'leks. The bling was melted down and reforged by the hottest, most naked ladies the galaxy had ever seen. The crown was completed after being embellished with tacky, but expensive jewels and with a gold-plated bryar pistol glued to the top.
The Magnificent Bryar Crown