Ewok Liquor

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Brewed since 28 ABY by the Sith-spawned Ewoks on the planet Kangaras, Ewok Liquor is a hard hitting smooth drink with a kick that is reputed to stun a bantha. It's precise alcoholic percentage is unknown and defies any standard test to define this and its contents are widely speculated on, though the label claims to contain ten types of plants and berries native only to Kangaras.

Following an immensely successful product launch at Dystopia Ewok Liquor is now distributed all over the Orian System by the parent company. It is rumored that the ewoks are current working on a Ewok Ice, a lighter fizzy brand aimed at the younger market.