Sock Whiskey

Sock Whiskey

Sock Whiskey is an infamously powerful drink created by Robert Sadow. During an alcohol crisis at a party of Delta-class Advanced Commandos and over 600 guests, Bob fermented many nasty gym socks into a powerful drink in amazingly less than 30 minutes. The drink made the normally tough commandos crawl on all fours like a dog, become incontinent, vomit, and act wildly. It was later employed on Hoth to inebriate groups of Tauntauns and Wampas, making them dance wildly. It is rumored the Sock Whiskey is a new secret weapon employed by Clan Naga Sadow.