User:Malisane Sadow

Malisane, or Matt, lives in the county of Yorkshirein Northern England.

He is just about old enough to have seen Return of the Jedi in the cinema first time around, though having just watched A New Hope on television earlier in the week, he originally missed out Empire Strikes Back until about a year after that, which caused a great deal of confusion watching the third film. He along with about everyone he knew at the time went mad buying the whole Star Wars lunchbox, pjamas, duvet covers,pencil cases, and stationary spinoff stuff and a huge amount of toys, chief among which was the ewok village with working net trap and boulder. He suspects if he'd saved all of it in the packaging it would now allow him to sell his house and buy something considerably larger in Monte Carlo.

He's been in the Dark Brotherhood for almost three years now and thinks it would be a happier place if people realized the Sith-spawned Ewoks were supposed to be a joke in the first place and not take them so seriously.