I am PRT Zeek Doinds, Flight Leader of Night Raptors, Master Slicer, and Sovereign of all Condaria. As well as pin number 10825. I just got a weird thing telling me my biography must be at least 50 words long... alright tell you what I'll submit to you my pirate sonnet.
Arrr, me love not a wench, a beauty, she
I give ye all me booty for a look
Aye I've run a rig on the captain, me
Arrr, now he has given me to the hook
Arrr, me love has been taken to the land
Thar I scuttle ye ship just to find her
Aye, in davy's grip I never had planned
But ne'er shall they know me as saboteur
Her eye's like a fine jewel of the sea
Aye, her mast and dungbie even better
The captain, he chased me to the marquis
When finally caught, aye, put in fetter
Ye caught me fair, to dance the hempen jig
No longer to see her beauty, nor swig