Autarch

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Vessel Info

Dark Brotherhood Flagship, designed by Spears Tarentae. Equipment based on board is mostly based on salvaged ISD-II components. the heaviest offensive power comes from those Dark Jedi on board.

History

The Autarch used to be the Command ship of the Brotherhood. It was commissioned by Grand Master Jac Cotelin and designed by Spears Tarentae.

The Autarch suffered a grievous injury at the Battle of Antei and was presumed lost. Sarin has the ship fly into a Vong cruiser, at which point, to casual observers, the ship looked like it exploded. In reality, the ship was not destroyed at all. The metal was just temporarily split in two and came back together within moments after the trick was completed. The ship even managed to pick up more crew members than before the "explosion". Dead bodies floating around space were sucked into the Autarch through an exhaust port and were revived as soon as they hit the decks of this special cruiser because Spears had infused the ship's medal with one of Tarentum's special necromancy powers: "Force None-of-our-crew-can-die". The ship and crew narrowly managed to survive and were forced to hide in the Shroud for several several weeks as the Yuuzhan Vong looted Antei. They survived by sucking the milk out of their own nipples. And then they were forced to wait a few more weeks because they didn't want to be seen by the Tarentum ship, the B/CR Acheron, as the Balarus limped out of the system, so they drank more milk. Eventually, the Autarch was able to make a hyperspace jump and get within communications range of Jac Cotelin, who fed and nurtured the ship and crew back to full strength. It is now in his personal collection of SSDs, ISDs, VSDs, FRGs, and other three-letter-acronym ships near his home planet of Awesomellia.

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